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The Definitive Ranking Of McDonaldland Characters By Hotness

Whose McNuggets would you totally dunk?

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4. Ronald McDonald

Look at this slick fucker. Right now he's on the phone telling some girl, "I'm so sorry I haven't called, I've been out of town and then just, like, really busy but we should totally hang out sometime...."

Cute, but a cocky d-bag who thinks he's hotter than he actually is.


2. Uncle O'Grimacey

Like any good uncle, this patron saint of the shamrock shake is the life of the party. He's the kind of guy you don't think is hot at first glance, but he's so charismatic you find yourself drawn to him.