A classic nice guy. Sweet and cuddly, but you wouldn’t ever want to take it to the next level. Friendzoneworthy, not boneworthy.
4. Ronald McDonald
Look at this slick fucker. Right now he’s on the phone telling some girl, “I’m so sorry I haven’t called, I’ve been out of town and then just, like, really busy but we should totally hang out sometime….”
Cute, but a cocky d-bag who thinks he’s hotter than he actually is.
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