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Louis C.K. Has The Best Explanation For How Humans Came From Mars

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Today, the comedian posted some feelings about the origins of human civilization on Earth.

It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.

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It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.

11:50 AM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.

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I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.

11:53 AM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth

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It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth

12:22 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.

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That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.

12:23 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.

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What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.

12:25 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

That's what it feels like anyway.

And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.

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And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.

1:16 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place.

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The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place.

1:17 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.

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I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.

1:32 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.

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Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.

1:35 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.

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We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.

1:38 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"

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And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"

1:39 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.

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If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.

1:40 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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