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    Louis C.K. Has The Best Explanation For How Humans Came From Mars

    "I'm not high."

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    Today, the comedian posted some feelings about the origins of human civilization on Earth.

    It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.

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    It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.

    11:50 AM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.

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    I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.

    11:53 AM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth

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    It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth

    12:22 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.

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    That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.

    12:23 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.

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    What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.

    12:25 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    That's what it feels like anyway.

    And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.

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    And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.

    1:16 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place.

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    The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place.

    1:17 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.

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    I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.

    1:32 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.

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    Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.

    1:35 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.

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    We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.

    1:38 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"

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    And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"

    1:39 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.

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    If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.

    1:40 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Proof?

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