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Is This Porn Of Guys Dipping Their Dicks In Wine Real?

Honestly, I have no idea. Please help.

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Hello. I have recently discovered a type of pornography and I can't tell if it's real or not.

By "real," I mean: Are people actually cranking their hogs to this, or is it just an elaborate joke? Normally it's easy to tell, but this time I'm genuinely stumped.

The pornography in question is on a messageboard on the site 7chan.org (like 4chan, but three more chans). The board is called /v/, and it stands for "The Vineyard."

On the board, people discuss the various merits of...... dipping their dicks into glasses of wine.

Let's examine the situation:

OK, it looks like this (warning, this is a photo of a nude penis in a glass of wine):

7chan.org

The caption reads:

Here more than ever the dusky, dark red hue of the wine is most visible - notice that the head of my dongus is almost entirely obscured. I rest for a moment, savoring the sensation of the ethyl alcohol and citric acids nibbling my most sensitive skin. I eat a cracker, the first of many. Tonight will be a good night indeed.

Author's Note: In this last picture, you will notice that I am eschewing the newer balls-in method for the more traditional balls-out. It is my belief that cockdipping and sackdipping are two entirely different methods of enjoying wine, and need not be combined. Furthermore, I find that one is best able to concentrate on the wine's relationship with one's wang, especially with reds, when one's schlong has one's full attention.

Thank you for your time.

Not only are people discussing the tannins and balance of the wine, but — as the photos show — someone is actually, definitely DOING this.

7chan.org

Caption reads:

Hey /v/

Just dipped in some central otago pinot.
Heavy tannins for its year and origin, but well balanced through evident old oak cooperage. couldn't comment on the aroma or taste (my peepeepallate isn't quite there yet) but the sensation? I would have to go with... flirtatious.
Shit was cash.

This board isn't the only place this practice exists. Urban Dictionary has an entry about it.

urbandictionary.com

OK, granted there being an Urban Dictionary entry doesn't mean that much. I mean, I'm pretty certain no one has actually ever executed a Gorilla Mask in the history of the world, and yet it's still on the site. Hell, I've made Urban Dictionary entries.

A politician in Australia actually DID this. Like, he did it! And then everyone found out!

theguardian.com

According to The Guardian, he had been sexting his mistress naughty pics, including a dipping pic:

"Among the photographs he texted to her were full-frontal shots of his genitals, a photo of his penis dipped in a glass of red wine and a photo of him reportedly grinning while about to drink the same glass of wine."

The argument for it being FAKE: It's fucking ridiculous.

The argument for it being REAL: People do all sorts of weird shit, right?

  1. Is "wine dipping" a real thing people are into sexually, or is it just a hoax?

    It's as real as a nice glass of cab franc.
    Fake as heck.
    The /v/ board is fake, but they DID find photos of people doing it, so someone somewhere is cranking off to this?

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Is "wine dipping" a real thing people are into sexually, or is it just a hoax?
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    It's as real as a nice glass of cab franc.
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    Fake as heck.
  3.  
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    The /v/ board is fake, but they DID find photos of people doing it, so someone somewhere is cranking off to this?

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