1. When the lights when out, Dan Marino made this crazy face:
2. Then the people in the stands started doing this insane thing:
3. The cameras flipped onto Beyoncé changing out of her outfit in her dressing room:
4. A streaker just ran onto the field and the refs tasered him:
5. The refs are all doing the “Gangnam Style” dance over the tasered body of the streaker:
6. Oh my God, Beyoncé was totally topless here:
7. Wait, why is Dan Marino in Beyoncé’s dressing room?
8. Whoa is a nude Beyoncé doing the “Single Ladies” dance with Dan Marino? Yes, that is definitely what’s happening:
9. Ray Lewis, Beyoncé, and Dan Marino are cracking “Bane” jokes:
10. Ray Lewis is crying:
11. Ray Lewis holding up a sign that says “San Francisco has lame weather”
12. Ray Lewis has tossed a “light jacket” on the ground and is pissing on it. Beyoncé is laughing:
13. Ray and Beyoncé are making the Degeneration X “suck it” gesture to the light jacket:
14. Kelly Rowlands and Michelle Williams just gave the finger to the camera:
15. Michelle Williams is changing into a hot dog vendor costume and is walking out into the stands:
16. Ray Lewis and Kelly Rowlands are on a laptop, registering SuperBowlBlackoutParody.com from GoDaddy
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