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How To Survive Your Friends' Impending Babyapocalypse

The rumblings start on Facebook, and next thing you know it's a full on baby boom.

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When they post incomprensible sonograms, do NOT mention anything about seeing the baby's penis

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How the heck does anyone understand where the baby is? Who actually can read these other than doctors?

A word of advice: if you think you ever want to have kids, do NOT allow them to tell you about any of the gross body stuff because it will scare the hell out of you

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When they ask if you want to hold the baby, you have no idea what the hell you're doing

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Don't worry, if you're reading this, I can pretty much guarantee you were dropped at least a few times, and you made it.

When they start breastfeeding in front of you, you're like "be cool be cool be cool be cool don't look don't look don't look at the boob be cool this is totally cool"

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Assuming you're a well-reasoned modern human, you know that breastfeeding is a beautiful natural thing that shouldn't be taboo at all. But you can't help that you feel just a little weird at seeing your friend's boob (especially for guys), but you don't want to let it show.

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And don't worry, your friends will still be your friends even with their kids

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Don't worry. You have about 2 years before you say swear words in front of the kids when you're hanging out with your friend.

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