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How To Survive Your Friends' Impending Babyapocalypse

The rumblings start on Facebook, and next thing you know it's a full on baby boom.

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When they ask if you want to hold the baby, you have no idea what the hell you're doing

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Don't worry, if you're reading this, I can pretty much guarantee you were dropped at least a few times, and you made it.

When they start breastfeeding in front of you, you're like "be cool be cool be cool be cool don't look don't look don't look at the boob be cool this is totally cool"

Assuming you're a well-reasoned modern human, you know that breastfeeding is a beautiful natural thing that shouldn't be taboo at all. But you can't help that you feel just a little weird at seeing your friend's boob (especially for guys), but you don't want to let it show.