You're starting to see sickenly cutesy things like this in your Facebook feed
And so you pretty much feel like:
They'll probably post pregancy portraits on Facebook. It is your duty to "like" it and not laugh.
No matter what, you must hit that "like" button.
All of a sudden your friend will have weird dietary restrictions you never even knew about
When they post incomprensible sonograms, do NOT mention anything about seeing the baby's penis
And if they post something that is WAY too much information, you cannot complain.
A word of advice: if you think you ever want to have kids, do NOT allow them to tell you about any of the gross body stuff because it will scare the hell out of you
When they ask if you want to hold the baby, you have no idea what the hell you're doing
You're afraid you're going to break it or do something stupid
When they start breastfeeding in front of you, you're like "be cool be cool be cool be cool don't look don't look don't look at the boob be cool this is totally cool"
But here's the secret: you need to just chill, because babies are pretty cute
They're basically just tiny idiot humans
They're amused by pretty much anything
They don't really do much, but sometimes they're kinda funny
And don't worry, your friends will still be your friends even with their kids
And if you REALLY can't handle it, use Unbaby.me
unbaby.me
It's a Chrome extension that automatically blocks all baby pictures in your Facebook feed and replaces them with funny cat pictures. Only for the truly grinchy.