Always play with a friend.
Lean back on one leg
Lean forward with one shoulder.
Stare off into the distance.
Keytars can be played by anyone
Even a turtle can play, it's so simple
Girls can play too!
Dragons can jam.
Even if you're anime, you can play!
Great for couples.
Don't be afraid to get down there and jam
Add some flair with some funky sneakers
Or a leather jacket.
And remember: keytars look best when you're wearing a blazer.
You can even jam with your martian buddy.
Be fierce!
There's no way someone could teleport from the future and steal keytar technology from us, right?
