1. So it starts out my buddy Dave (who goes by Hammer) and I go out sarging some daygame.
2. Hammer is pronounced like “Miami Vice” composer Jan Hammer. He’s my wingman.
3. Hammer and I spot a 2set (twosome) of HB8s (hot babe level 8).
4. We motor our tub over to approach. I’ve got my opener ready.
5. “I need a female perspective. Hammer here says his girlfriend reads his texts. Do you think that’s ok?”
6. I drop a neg to disqualify her and demonstrate value.
7. “Is that your natural hair color?” “Well, it looks nice anyway.”
8. Next, I start kinoescalating. I take her hand…
9. I say I’m going to do a palm reading on her, but then change it up into a thumb war really quick.
10. She’s giving me mad IOI (indicator of interest) so I think I’m ready to make my move…
11. ……And we kiss-close. BAM.
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