How To Get Babes Into Your Floating Hot Tub
The Hot Tug is a hot tub/boat made in the Netherlands, and it's the ultimate pick up artist tool.
So it starts out my buddy Dave (who goes by Hammer) and I go out sarging some daygame.
Hammer is pronounced like "Miami Vice" composer Jan Hammer. He's my wingman.
Hammer and I spot a 2set (twosome) of HB8s (hot babe level 8).
We motor our tub over to approach. I've got my opener ready.
"I need a female perspective. Hammer here says his girlfriend reads his texts. Do you think that's ok?"
I drop a neg to disqualify her and demonstrate value.
"Is that your natural hair color?" "Well, it looks nice anyway."
Next, I start kinoescalating. I take her hand...
I say I'm going to do a palm reading on her, but then change it up into a thumb war really quick.
She's giving me mad IOI (indicator of interest) so I think I'm ready to make my move...
......And we kiss-close. BAM.
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