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Nov 7, 2014

How Good An American Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

Do you want something else than this semi-star-spangled banner kind of life?

  1. 1. Did you vote in the midterm election Nov. 4?

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1. Did you vote in the midterm election Nov. 4?
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    Yes.
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    No, I forgot/was too busy/didn't care.
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    No, I'm not able to vote because I'm like a teen or a felon or some other reason.
  1. 2. Do you know who the current Secretary of State is?

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2. Do you know who the current Secretary of State is?
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    Yes, I definitely do.
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    Uhhhhh...... Hillary Clinton?
  1. 3. Do you know who both your state senators are? (NO GOOGLING, CHEATERS!)

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3. Do you know who both your state senators are? (NO GOOGLING, CHEATERS!)
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    Yes, I am certain of both.
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    I know at least one for sure...
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    Damn, I don't know.
  1. 4. Do you know who is your local district's person in the House of Representatives?

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4. Do you know who is your local district's person in the House of Representatives?
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    Yes, I know exactly who that is.
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    Uhhhhhhhhhhh........
  1. 5. If you met President Obama, what would you do?

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5. If you met President Obama, what would you do?
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    Take the chance to tell him about the political issue that is most important to me.
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    Take a selfie with him. #PRESIDENTIALSELFIEOMG #BLESSED
  1. 6. Have you ever purchased fireworks?

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6. Have you ever purchased fireworks?
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    Hell yeah.
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    Goodness, no. They are dangerous.
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    I don't buy them, they just sort of appear, and sure, I'll shoot 'em off.
  1. 7. Do you own any item of clothing with an American flag or a bald eagle on it?

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7. Do you own any item of clothing with an American flag or a bald eagle on it?
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    Yes, and I look fly as fuck.
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    No, my clothes are potentially seditious.
  1. 8. "Four score and seven years ago..." was in a speech by:

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8. "Four score and seven years ago..." was in a speech by:
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    Abraham Lincoln
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    Thomas Jefferson
  1. 9. What do you think is the bigger threat to our country?

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9. What do you think is the bigger threat to our country?
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    ISIS
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    Dirty foreigners Harry Styles and Ed Sheerhan breaking the heart of our national treasure, Taylor Swift.
  1. 10. Do you know the Pledge of Allegiance by heart?

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10. Do you know the Pledge of Allegiance by heart?
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    Yes.
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    I did in elementary school..... but now..... uhh.....

!!!!!!!!LIGHTNING ROUND!!!!!!!

  1. 11. Choose one:

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11. Choose one:
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    Budweiser.
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    Hitler.
  1. 12. Choose one:

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12. Choose one:
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    Canada.
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    France.
  1. 13. Choose one:

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13. Choose one:
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    Tom Brady
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    Josef Fritzl
  1. 14. Choose one:

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14. Choose one:
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    U.S.A.
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    Other places.
  1. 15. Choose one:

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15. Choose one:
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    Blue Ivy.
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    Prince William.
  1. 16. Choose one:

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16. Choose one:
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    "Downton Abbey"
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    "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
  1. 17. Choose one:

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17. Choose one:
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    Communism.
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    Appearing on the Kisscam at a sports event next to your mom.
  1. 18. Choose one:

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18. Choose one:
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    Brunch.
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    The 8th Amendment (NO GOOGLING).

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