Share On facebook Share On facebook Share Share On vk Share On vk Share Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Share On pinterest Pin Share On lineapp Share On lineapp Share On twitter Share On twitter Share Share On email Share On email Email Share On sms Share On sms Share On whatsapp Share On whatsapp Share On more Share On more More Share On tumblr Share On tumblr Share On link Share On link Share On copy Share On copy Copy Link Share On snapchat Share On snapchat Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Adam Ellis/BuzzFeed Post-coffee poop Check Post-coffee poop Post-cigarette poop Check Post-cigarette poop Post-coffee-and-cigarette poop Check Post-coffee-and-cigarette poop Straight-up diarrhea Check Straight-up diarrhea Perfect emoji poop Check Perfect emoji poop Confusing white poop Check Confusing white poop Squid ink black poop Check Squid ink black poop Reddish poop after eating beets Check Reddish poop after eating beets Flu poop Check Flu poop Hangover shits Check Hangover shits Beer shits Check Beer shits Red wine shits Check Red wine shits Burrito poop Check Burrito poop Flamin' Hot Cheetos red poop Check Flamin' Hot Cheetos red poop Period poop Check Period poop Ninja poop (when you wipe and there's nothing?!??!) Check Ninja poop (when you wipe and there's nothing?!??!) Foot-long poop Check Foot-long poop Poop that spells out a J in the toilet Check Poop that spells out a J in the toilet A bunch of tiny raisin-like turds Check A bunch of tiny raisin-like turds Poop so big you can feel your organs resettle afterwards inside your body Check Poop so big you can feel your organs resettle afterwards inside your body Ghost poop, which is all fart, no poop Check Ghost poop, which is all fart, no poop Shart (you think it'll be a fart, but then it's a poop) Check Shart (you think it'll be a fart, but then it's a poop) Adult poop that smells like baby poop Check Adult poop that smells like baby poop Loud explosive bomb blast poop Check Loud explosive bomb blast poop Corn poop Check Corn poop Butt burning poop Check Butt burning poop Awkward office bathroom poop Check Awkward office bathroom poop Three flush poop Check Three flush poop Vom-poop where you're pooping and vomming simultaneously Check Vom-poop where you're pooping and vomming simultaneously Stick poop, which comes out in skinny little sticks Check Stick poop, which comes out in skinny little sticks EMERGENCY poop when you have to abandon EVERYTHING you are doing to go EXPLODE Check EMERGENCY poop when you have to abandon EVERYTHING you are doing to go EXPLODE Nervous poop Check Nervous poop Clingy poop that takes a thousand wipes Check Clingy poop that takes a thousand wipes Turd that flies out of your shorts while doing a backlfip and definitely wasn't how that turd got on the ceiling Check Turd that flies out of your shorts while doing a backlfip and definitely wasn't how that turd got on the ceiling O.P.P. (other people's poop) Check O.P.P. (other people's poop) Not sure if human or dog poop Check Not sure if human or dog poop Disappointing poop Check Disappointing poop Rock hard poop Check Rock hard poop Chode poop (wider than it is long) Check Chode poop (wider than it is long) The poop of life (the poop your mom made when she was giving birth to you) Check The poop of life (the poop your mom made when she was giving birth to you) Gas station bathroom poop Check Gas station bathroom poop First poop at a new romantic partner's place Check First poop at a new romantic partner's place Toilet smasher Check Toilet smasher Poop that smashes your new romantic partner's toilet Check Poop that smashes your new romantic partner's toilet Drunk poop Check Drunk poop Poop so huge it makes your butt bleed Check Poop so huge it makes your butt bleed Pre-shower naked poop Check Pre-shower naked poop Middle of the night poop Check Middle of the night poop Wilderness poop, out in the wild Check Wilderness poop, out in the wild Hunger poop Check Hunger poop Day 3 of a juice cleanse poop Check Day 3 of a juice cleanse poop Salad poop, after eating pizza the day before Check Salad poop, after eating pizza the day before Simultaneously eating while you poop Check Simultaneously eating while you poop Bar poop Check Bar poop Club poop Check Club poop The cruel irony of the post-shower poop Check The cruel irony of the post-shower poop Formal attire poop Check Formal attire poop Spanx poop Check Spanx poop Post-Thanksgiving 20-pound poop Check Post-Thanksgiving 20-pound poop First open and honest poop in a new relationship Check First open and honest poop in a new relationship Post-sex poop Check Post-sex poop Indian food poop Check Indian food poop Mexican food poop Check Mexican food poop Pizza poop Check Pizza poop Unsatisfying sushi poop Check Unsatisfying sushi poop Grape nuts poop Check Grape nuts poop Ass destroying kale poop Check Ass destroying kale poop Hole wrecking poop Check Hole wrecking poop Bloody poop Check Bloody poop Copaphilia sex poop Check Copaphilia sex poop Accidental sex poop Check Accidental sex poop Coworker-in-the-next-stall-trying-to-talk-to-you poop Check Coworker-in-the-next-stall-trying-to-talk-to-you poop Mid-movie poop Check Mid-movie poop Flappy Bird high score poop Check Flappy Bird high score poop Really long skinny poop Check Really long skinny poop Exam poop Check Exam poop Fear poop Check Fear poop Anxiety poop Check Anxiety poop Diarrhea that you definitely didn't think was going to be diarrhea poop Check Diarrhea that you definitely didn't think was going to be diarrhea poop Spicy diarrhea Check Spicy diarrhea Diaper poop Check Diaper poop Adult diaper poop Check Adult diaper poop Starbucks bathroom poop Check Starbucks bathroom poop Mid-meal poop Check Mid-meal poop Emergency roadside poop Check Emergency roadside poop Airplane poop Check Airplane poop Sunday morning leisurely poop Check Sunday morning leisurely poop Expired milk poop Check Expired milk poop Sexting poop Check Sexting poop The poop you want to last longer because you're reading something on your phone Check The poop you want to last longer because you're reading something on your phone The fake poop, when you just have a really big fart Check The fake poop, when you just have a really big fart The poop that makes the toilet water backsplash you Check The poop that makes the toilet water backsplash you Very unpleasant messy poop that you don't even know how to clean up Check Very unpleasant messy poop that you don't even know how to clean up Wet Wipes poop Check Wet Wipes poop Poop when you've run out of TP and want to die Check Poop when you've run out of TP and want to die The hanging poop that won't fall into the toilet Check The hanging poop that won't fall into the toilet The little bit of round 2 poop that won't fall off after you have the main turd Check The little bit of round 2 poop that won't fall off after you have the main turd The fake-out poop when you think you're done and you wipe and THEN ROUND 2 IS ON Check The fake-out poop when you think you're done and you wipe and THEN ROUND 2 IS ON The tiny bit of poop that keeps floating no matter how many times you flush Check The tiny bit of poop that keeps floating no matter how many times you flush The toilet clogger Check The toilet clogger Show me my results! 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