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How Experienced In Pooping Are You?

How many of these deuces have you dropped?

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    Post-coffee poop
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    Post-cigarette poop
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    Post-coffee-and-cigarette poop
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    Straight-up diarrhea
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    Perfect emoji poop
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    Confusing white poop
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    Squid ink black poop
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    Reddish poop after eating beets
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    Flu poop
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    Hangover shits
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    Beer shits
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    Red wine shits
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    Burrito poop
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    Flamin' Hot Cheetos red poop
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    Period poop
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    Ninja poop (when you wipe and there's nothing?!??!)
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    Foot-long poop
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    Poop that spells out a J in the toilet
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    A bunch of tiny raisin-like turds
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    Poop so big you can feel your organs resettle afterwards inside your body
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    Ghost poop, which is all fart, no poop
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    Shart (you think it'll be a fart, but then it's a poop)
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    Adult poop that smells like baby poop
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    Loud explosive bomb blast poop
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    Corn poop
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    Butt burning poop
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    Awkward office bathroom poop
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    Three flush poop
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    Vom-poop where you're pooping and vomming simultaneously
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    Stick poop, which comes out in skinny little sticks
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    EMERGENCY poop when you have to abandon EVERYTHING you are doing to go EXPLODE
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    Nervous poop
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    Clingy poop that takes a thousand wipes
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    Turd that flies out of your shorts while doing a backlfip and definitely wasn't how that turd got on the ceiling
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    O.P.P. (other people's poop)
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    Not sure if human or dog poop
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    Disappointing poop
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    Rock hard poop
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    Chode poop (wider than it is long)
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    The poop of life (the poop your mom made when she was giving birth to you)
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    Gas station bathroom poop
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    First poop at a new romantic partner's place
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    Toilet smasher
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    Poop that smashes your new romantic partner's toilet
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    Drunk poop
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    Poop so huge it makes your butt bleed
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    Pre-shower naked poop
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    Middle of the night poop
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    Wilderness poop, out in the wild
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    Hunger poop
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    Day 3 of a juice cleanse poop
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    Salad poop, after eating pizza the day before
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    Simultaneously eating while you poop
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    Bar poop
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    Club poop
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    The cruel irony of the post-shower poop
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    Formal attire poop
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    Spanx poop
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    Post-Thanksgiving 20-pound poop
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    First open and honest poop in a new relationship
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    Post-sex poop
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    Indian food poop
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    Mexican food poop
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    Pizza poop
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    Unsatisfying sushi poop
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    Grape nuts poop
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    Ass destroying kale poop
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    Hole wrecking poop
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    Bloody poop
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    Copaphilia sex poop
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    Accidental sex poop
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    Coworker-in-the-next-stall-trying-to-talk-to-you poop
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    Mid-movie poop
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    Flappy Bird high score poop
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    Really long skinny poop
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    Exam poop
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    Fear poop
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    Anxiety poop
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    Diarrhea that you definitely didn't think was going to be diarrhea poop
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    Spicy diarrhea
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    Diaper poop
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    Adult diaper poop
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    Starbucks bathroom poop
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    Mid-meal poop
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    Emergency roadside poop
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    Airplane poop
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    Sunday morning leisurely poop
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    Expired milk poop
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    Sexting poop
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    The poop you want to last longer because you're reading something on your phone
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    The fake poop, when you just have a really big fart
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    The poop that makes the toilet water backsplash you
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    Very unpleasant messy poop that you don't even know how to clean up
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    Wet Wipes poop
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    Poop when you've run out of TP and want to die
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    The hanging poop that won't fall into the toilet
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    The little bit of round 2 poop that won't fall off after you have the main turd
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    The fake-out poop when you think you're done and you wipe and THEN ROUND 2 IS ON
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    The tiny bit of poop that keeps floating no matter how many times you flush
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    The toilet clogger
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