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Posted on Jan 15, 2015

How Disgusting Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

Fess up, booger eaters.

Look. Humans are disgusting. Our bodies are weird and lumpy and ooze substances. We are lazy. We're gross.

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But we have different habits for how we deal with our grossness. Take this poll to see how gross your habits are compared to everyone else.

  1. 1. Have you ever eaten a booger (not as a kid)?

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1. Have you ever eaten a booger (not as a kid)?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 2. Have you ever flicked a booger in your own home instead of getting up to get a tissue?

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2. Have you ever flicked a booger in your own home instead of getting up to get a tissue?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 3. Do you shower after sex?

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3. Do you shower after sex?
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    Yes.
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    Nah I just shower as regularly scheduled.
  1. 4. Have you ever sharted (thought it was a fart and some poop came out)?

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4. Have you ever sharted (thought it was a fart and some poop came out)?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 5. Have you ever peed in the sink?

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5. Have you ever peed in the sink?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 6. How often do you brush your teeth?

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6. How often do you brush your teeth?
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    Twice a day.
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    Once a day.
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    After every meal (more than twice a day).
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    I'll skip a day, no big deal.
  1. 7. Have you ever used someone else's toothbrush without asking?

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7. Have you ever used someone else's toothbrush without asking?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 8. Do you clean your ears with a Q-tip?

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8. Do you clean your ears with a Q-tip?
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    Yes, often because it feels fucking amazing!
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    No, doctors do not recommend this!
  1. 9. Do you always look at the Q-tip after cleaning your ears?

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9. Do you always look at the Q-tip after cleaning your ears?
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    Yes, and I'm weirdly disappointed if it's not full of gunk.
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    No, I just toss it out right away.
  1. 10. Your stance on farts is:

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10. Your stance on farts is:
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    My farts gross me out just as much as any farts.
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    I don't mind my own farts as much as other people's farts.
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    I kinda like my own farts.
  1. 11. How often do you wash your bath towels?

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11. How often do you wash your bath towels?
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    I use it once and toss it in the hamper.
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    I'll keep using it until it's laundry day, usually once a week.
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    I'll keep using it until it's laundry day, usually every other week or longer.
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    Once a month or longer.
  1. 12. How often do you replace your shower pouf or loofah?

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12. How often do you replace your shower pouf or loofah?
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    About monthly.
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    A few times a year.
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    Uhhhhh... I've had mine for at least a year.
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    I don't use one.
  1. 13. How often do you change your underpants?

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13. How often do you change your underpants?
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    Every day, always.
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    If I skip a shower, I'll keep wearing my undies for two to three days.
  1. 14. Do you rewear your gym clothes?

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14. Do you rewear your gym clothes?
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    Yeah sure, no big deal.
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    Ew, No,
  1. 15. Do you always wash your hands after the bathroom?

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15. Do you always wash your hands after the bathroom?
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    Yes, always.
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    No, I'll skip it if I only peed and I'm at home.
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    I only wash my hands if I got poop or pee on them.
  1. 16. Do you wash your hands after masturbating?

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16. Do you wash your hands after masturbating?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 17. Have you ever clogged a toilet after going No. 2?

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17. Have you ever clogged a toilet after going No. 2?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 18. Have you ever clogged the toilet somewhere other than your own home?

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18. Have you ever clogged the toilet somewhere other than your own home?
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    Yes and it was a NIGHTMARE.
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    No, my poops are respectful of septic systems.
  1. 19. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?

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19. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 20. Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult?

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20. Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 21. Have you ever boot-and-rallied (barfed from drinking then felt better and kept drinking)?

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21. Have you ever boot-and-rallied (barfed from drinking then felt better and kept drinking)?
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    Yes.
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    No.
  1. 22. Men: What do you do with your semen after you masturbate?

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22. Men: What do you do with your semen after you masturbate?
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    Tissue.
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    Nothing, I let it fly and wipe it after.
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    Old sock or dirty laundry.
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    I have a special receptacle for this (old shoebox, jar, etc.)