Look. Humans are disgusting. Our bodies are weird and lumpy and ooze substances. We are lazy. We're gross.
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But we have different habits for how we deal with our grossness. Take this poll to see how gross your habits are compared to everyone else.
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Have you ever eaten a booger (not as a kid)?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever flicked a booger in your own home instead of getting up to get a tissue?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Do you shower after sex?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNah I just shower as regularly scheduled.
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Have you ever sharted (thought it was a fart and some poop came out)?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever peed in the sink?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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How often do you brush your teeth?
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vote votesTwice a day.
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vote votesOnce a day.
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vote votesAfter every meal (more than twice a day).
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vote votesI'll skip a day, no big deal.
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Have you ever used someone else's toothbrush without asking?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Do you clean your ears with a Q-tip?
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vote votesYes, often because it feels fucking amazing!
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vote votesNo, doctors do not recommend this!
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Do you always look at the Q-tip after cleaning your ears?
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vote votesYes, and I'm weirdly disappointed if it's not full of gunk.
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vote votesNo, I just toss it out right away.
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Your stance on farts is:
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vote votesMy farts gross me out just as much as any farts.
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vote votesI don't mind my own farts as much as other people's farts.
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vote votesI kinda like my own farts.
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How often do you wash your bath towels?
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vote votesI use it once and toss it in the hamper.
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vote votesI'll keep using it until it's laundry day, usually once a week.
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vote votesI'll keep using it until it's laundry day, usually every other week or longer.
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vote votesOnce a month or longer.
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How often do you replace your shower pouf or loofah?
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vote votesAbout monthly.
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vote votesA few times a year.
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vote votesUhhhhh... I've had mine for at least a year.
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vote votesI don't use one.
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How often do you change your underpants?
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vote votesEvery day, always.
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vote votesIf I skip a shower, I'll keep wearing my undies for two to three days.
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Do you rewear your gym clothes?
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vote votesYeah sure, no big deal.
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vote votesEw, No,
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Do you always wash your hands after the bathroom?
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vote votesYes, always.
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vote votesNo, I'll skip it if I only peed and I'm at home.
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vote votesI only wash my hands if I got poop or pee on them.
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Do you wash your hands after masturbating?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever clogged a toilet after going No. 2?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever clogged the toilet somewhere other than your own home?
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vote votesYes and it was a NIGHTMARE.
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vote votesNo, my poops are respectful of septic systems.
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Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.
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Have you ever boot-and-rallied (barfed from drinking then felt better and kept drinking)?
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vote votesYes.
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vote votesNo.