Here Is What Google Says About Your College

The truth shall finally be revealed by our weird search history.

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3. NYU is too expensive and not worth it.

[The "impressed with you letter" is something NYU and other schools send to students with high SAT scores to encourage them to apply.]

9. University of North Carolina is first and foremost, better than Duke. Secondly, it's gay.

12. Boston University's main point is that it's allegedly better than Boston College.

26. University of Florida students get free Microsoft Office, if they avoid murder, that is.