Fossilized Turtles Died While Totally Doing It

47 Million years ago, one turtle looked at another and asked if her shell was dented from when she fell from heaven. Then they fell into a poisonous volcanic lake, and were discovered by scientists just now.

1. Ancient Turtle Porn:

2. Ok, they died, but at least they did a better job than this guy:


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