Do NOT Rely On This Quiz For Investment Advice

Disclaimer: This quiz is not intended as financial advice. It is meant exclusively for "fun" and “annoying your friends by posting your results on Facebook."

Big news: BuzzFeed is going public! That means BuzzFeed Inc. will be trading on the literal stock market.

Hello, important Wall Street types, thank you for visiting our humble website (how you can do this on a Bloomberg terminal is beyond me). We won't take up much of your time — we know you're very busy. You wear big suspenders and yell into a giant gray brick cellphone "BUY! BUY! SELL! SELL!" all day. It sounds exhausting, frankly.  

I know, the cat video website. But is BuzzFeed for you? 

Only one way to find out: a BuzzFeed quiz. 

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT INTENDED FOR ACTUAL FINANCIAL ADVICE. LITERALLY, ONLY A GIANT FOOL WOULD LISTEN TO THIS FOR INVESTMENT ADVICE.

SERIOUSLY, DO NOT TAKE ANY INVESTMENT ADVICE FROM A BUZZFEED QUIZ. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. Our lawyers made me say this: This is not an offer or a solicitation of an offer to buy any interest in BuzzFeed or any other securities. But I also feel a personal responsibility to make sure you're not a dipshit.