Beatle Mystery: Is Paul Dead?

Disturbing clues suggest bassist Paul McCartney is dead, and there’s been a massive coverup. Here are the clues:

1. In 1966, Paul McCartney was decapitated in a car accident

2. He was replaced by a look-alike named William Shears Campbell, aka Billy Shears

3. Obviously not the same guy, right?

4. Different nose!

5. Different eyes

6. Different chin

The most common narrative includes the
following pieces of evidence: “He didn’t notice that the lights had
changed” (“A Day in the Life”) because he was busy watching the pretty
girl on the pavement (the eponymous meter maid of “Lovely Rita”) after
narrowly missing her dressed in blue (she’s said to be the blur on the
back of Abbey Road) jaywalking (“Blue Jay Way”). He then crashed into
a lamp-post (a car crash sound is heard in “Revolution 9” and “A Day
in the Life”). He was pronounced dead on a “Wednesday morning at 5
o’clock as the day begins” (“She’s Leaving Home”), and nobody found
out this because the news was withheld: “Wednesday morning papers
didn’t come” (“Lady Madonna”).

8. The Abbey Road Album cover symbology

Paul is out of step with the rest of the guys. Because he is DEAD. John’s white suit symbolizes heaven, Ringo’s fancy suit represents the funeral director, and George’s shabby demin represents the gravedigger.

9. “Strawberry Fields” has a secret lyric “I buried Paul”

John Lennon sings it - can you hear it? Hint: it’s in your left speaker.

10. Hoax? It’s not hoax. That dude is DEAD.

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