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25 Husbands Who Must Be Stopped

I have observed the species Husbandus incompetentis in the wild. Here are my findings.

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1. The man who has no idea what fruit this is:

I asked my husband to help me pick up raspberries and blueberries, and this is what he came back with:

Myhang Gibson@MyhangMortgage

I asked my husband to help me pick up raspberries and blueberries, and this is what he came back with:

6:15 PM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. The man who can't estimate potato sizes:

So I asked my husband to buy 6 potatoes.

Carbosly@Carbosly

So I asked my husband to buy 6 potatoes.

8:40 PM - 14 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. The man who prizes making a joke over helping with dinner:

Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. #clever

Wendy Rollins@wendyrollins

Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. #clever

9:25 AM - 21 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. The husband whose wife asked him to pack her lunch and included this:

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6. This monster who has never heard of germs:

I asked my husband to stir my drink, aaaaand this is what he did. Thank you. Exactly what I had in mind.

Michaelanne@MichaelanneMc

I asked my husband to stir my drink, aaaaand this is what he did. Thank you. Exactly what I had in mind.

6:09 PM - 01 Feb 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. The man who cannot be trusted with pants:

I asked my husband to iron my pants and he gave me 1980's creases #ThunderOverLouisville #CreasesConnie

Connie Leonard@ConnieLeonard

I asked my husband to iron my pants and he gave me 1980's creases #ThunderOverLouisville #CreasesConnie

11:14 AM - 12 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. This man who apparently is most accustomed to cleaning up crime scenes:

I asked my husband to pick up cleaning products at Costco, he just picked up Windex & an economy size pack of goggles. Not okay.

Miss Michelle Buteau@MichelleButeau

I asked my husband to pick up cleaning products at Costco, he just picked up Windex & an economy size pack of goggles. Not okay.

12:44 PM - 26 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. The husband who took his duty too far:

I asked my husband to bring home wine. He did....

Laura@MsLDubbs

I asked my husband to bring home wine. He did....

9:15 PM - 15 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. The husband who was incapable of compliments:

Going to see college friends. I asked my husband how I looked. He said I looked the same as I look every day. #Men #IsThatCodeForAmazing

Michael Buckley@buckhollywood

Going to see college friends. I asked my husband how I looked. He said I looked the same as I look every day. #Men #IsThatCodeForAmazing

10:55 AM - 24 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. The husband who was never allowed to decorate for Christmas again:

I asked my husband to sort the Christmas lights in the window. This was not quite what I had in mind...

Vicki Leaver@avaandluc

I asked my husband to sort the Christmas lights in the window. This was not quite what I had in mind...

2:06 PM - 15 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. The man who can't resist novelty child's packaging:

I asked my husband if he would bring me some water. He brought me this. Thanks?

Jenny Simmons@jennysimmons

I asked my husband if he would bring me some water. He brought me this. Thanks?

11:32 PM - 26 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. This husband who should not be in charge of the credit card:

I asked my husband to buy a few household essentials from Amazon. Somehow this got included in our order:

You Look So Fine@youlooksofine

I asked my husband to buy a few household essentials from Amazon. Somehow this got included in our order:

8:53 PM - 01 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. The husband who was very bad at estimating dog sizes:

So, I told my husband 2 get us a nice LITTLE dog abt 2yrs ago. 2yrs later...this is the pup. He's not done growing.

Monica Jackson@MonicaOJackson

So, I told my husband 2 get us a nice LITTLE dog abt 2yrs ago. 2yrs later...this is the pup. He's not done growing.

8:34 PM - 26 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. This husband who cannot wait an extra 5 minutes:

17. The husband who can't be trusted to grocery shop alone:

I told my husband to buy "some tortillas." He bought 40.

WhoopDiDoo@WholeLottaJulie

I told my husband to buy "some tortillas." He bought 40.

7:27 AM - 10 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. The husband who keeps putting the mouthwash out of reach:

This just happened... Why does my husband insist on putting things I need up so high?! I'm a little person!

Shelby Jené Gonzalez@Shelbebe3

This just happened... Why does my husband insist on putting things I need up so high?! I'm a little person!

12:15 AM - 05 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. This slob:

Why does my husband think this is ok to do ? This is not a hamper

MsMarie@kwinlistner

Why does my husband think this is ok to do ? This is not a hamper

4:15 PM - 13 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. This husband who has serious problem reaching into a cereal box:

I just found my husband's wedding ring in the bottom of the Special K box. What?!!!

Lanette Lundquist@LanetteL

I just found my husband's wedding ring in the bottom of the Special K box. What?!!!

8:40 PM - 19 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

23. This husband who was given one job:

Asked the husband to do one thing, wrap the present, Christmas bloody bottle bag!!

Claire Pitman@ClairePitters

Asked the husband to do one thing, wrap the present, Christmas bloody bottle bag!!

3:26 PM - 13 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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