1. When someone brags about how they're going on a cleanse:
ABC
2. When someone double dips a carrot in the communal hummus:
ABC
3. When someone you know starts dating your ex:
4. When someone makes a terrible dad joke:
5. When you accidentally reply-all something snarky to an email chain:
6. When you get off an elevator you just farted in:
ABC
7. When someone else sings the song you were going to pick for karaoke:
ABC
8. When someone confronts you IRL about why you unfollowed them on Twitter:
9. When you realize you're the oldest person in the bar by at least 10 years:
10. When you see someone leave dog poop on the sidewalk:
ABC
11. When a stranger tries to talk to you on the subway:
ABC
12. When your relative reminds you "you're not getting any younger."
ABC
13. When your boss takes credit for the project you worked on:
ABC
14. When someone asks if you're on Kik:
ABC
15. When you share a taxi with someone and then they "remember" they don't have any cash:
ABC
16. When you run into your ex when you're looking good:
ABC
17. When someone comes running for the elevator you're in, and OOPS, the doors closed before they could get in:
ABC
18. When someone is trying to tell you about their graduate thesis project:
ABC
19. When a salesperson won't stop asking if you need help:
ABC
20. When your friend asks you how the gluten-free cookies she made are:
ABC
21. When your awkward co-worker shows up at your party even though you only invited them to be polite:
ABC
22. When your friends start talking about using the diva cup:
ABC
23. When someone tells you they're trying to drink less:
ABC
