1. First, we need to address the mirror selfie issue.
6. Yes, WHY?
7. Please explain this behavior.
8. Please stop this.
9. This makes no sense.
10. Why are they still using text emojis?
14. Why do they need BBM?
16. Why do they need Kik?
18. Who does this!?
19. THE WORST
20. Why are iPhone owners literally boring monsters?
21. Why would you turn off iMessage?
22. Please explain this.
23. What makes the iPhone turn you into a charge-obsessed vampire?
Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.
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