3.
Pharrell Williams. Nothing to hide here.
4.
Donald Rumsfeld, DEFINITELY not a Reptilian
5.
No matter how many times Louis CK asks him.
6.
Guy Fieri, definitely not someone who would trick the masses into eating human flesh by covering it in donkey sauce
7.
David Koch, not a Reptilian, and that ring is definitely not a communicator to the mothership.
8.
No Reptilians here, please move along.
10.
My grandma. Definitely couldn't be a Reptilian because I'm not one.
12.
Hilary Clinton. More like Humany Clinton, because she's so definitely a human and not a Reptilian sent here to enslave us.
13.
Matthew Lillard. He definitely was NOT replaced by a Reptilian beta prototype.
14.
Governor Bobby Jindal, who is definitely not making a sign to the Reptilian mothership that the invasion is almost complete.
15.
Beyonce. Certainly totally a human woman.
18.
Garth Brooks. Totally not a Reptilian who has taken over the human form of a man named Chris Gaines.
19.
Blu Cantrell, human woman.
20.
My sister's asshole boyfriend
21.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel, by no means a Reptilian foot soldier sent to Earth to scout for minerals needed on the home planet.
22.
Bob Balaban, not the secret leader of the Reptilians.