1.
Spend more time with little kids
2.
It's ok to barf if you feel like barfing
4.
Be better about staying away from germs
6.
Finally get to those home improvements on your list
8.
Try not to grab your crotch
9.
Don't point at your crotch
10.
Do NOT mic your crotch
11.
Don't do whatever this is
12.
If you find someone who will put up with you, stick with them