1 Tiny Dog Face That Will Leave You Breathless And Melt Your Heart Until You're In The Emergency Room Begging God To Spare Your Life

First I saw this dog's face. Then I saw a Photoshop of him as E.T. Then I screamed for 20 minutes.

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This is Crumpet.

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Crumpet is a smooth coat Brussells Griffon, for all you Westminster Dog Show judges out there.

This is Crumpet as E.T.

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Crumpet's owner, Paul Wallace, has been creating these delightful photoshops of his pooch for Instagram. "Sometimes her Instagram posts are related to stories in the news, but more often i'll just get a thought like, "Crumpet looks a bit like E.T.," he explains.

He has a day job at an advertising agency, but finds time to slack off [note to Paul's boss: please don't fire him]. "I try to limit myself to 10 minutes per Crumpet image, but sometimes I get carried away and burn up a few hours," he admits. "It's a bit embarrassing I suppose. Or not."

Crumpet laying a turd on the moon

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Crumpet cruising in a comically small Jeep

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Crumpet with a homely girlfriend

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Crumpet in a sombero with Taco Bell.

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Crumpet inside R2D2 (does this mean R2D2 is dead? idk)

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LOOK AT THIS FREAKING FACE ARE YOU SCREAMING YET? I'M SCREAMING

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