The paper recommends ladies "Chillax" ASAP.
Over 80% of “emotional, stress-based” heart attacks affect women, according to a recently released study connecting the physiological effect of stress to coronary artery disease in women. Researchers concluded that “Women need — and deserve — heart care specific to female hearts.”
The Las Vegas Review-Journal analyzed this data to bring you this headline: “Women must learn to chill." Further commentary: “Ladies, here’s the upshot: Kick back, relax, chill out, chillax (as the kids say).” So simple.