A woman might use her smartphone to help her high-five her friends.
A woman might cook with her smartphone.
A woman might take her smartphone for a sexy, sweatless run.
A woman might take her smartphone on a shopping spree.
A woman might use her smartphone to be like, "Girlfriend, do you know how many calories are in that 2% latte??"
A woman might ask her smartphone, "Am I ... pregnant?"
A woman might check to see if her smartphone is losing any weight.
A woman might use a smartphone to give her four extra arms for all of her womanly accessories.
A women might ask her smartphone, "Siri, where do I work again?"
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