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16 Things You'll Only Get If You're A Girl Who Loves True Crime

You can call me a "murderino."

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1. You regularly creep people out by saying you have a "favorite" serial killer.

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2. You worship at the altar of Ann Rule.

3. The ending of "The Jinx" made you LOSE YOUR SHIT.

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4. You proudly call yourself a "murderino."

And you talk about Karen and Georgia as though you know them personally.
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And you talk about Karen and Georgia as though you know them personally.

5. And you can't get enough of the Sword & Scale podcast.

Not to mention Criminal, Accused, Stranglers, In The Dark, etc...
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Not to mention Criminal, Accused, Stranglers, In The Dark, etc...

6. You've watched enough court case footage that you're pretty sure you could pass the bar.

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7. And at the end of every episode of "Law & Order" you're convinced you knew the killer and motive all along.

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8. You have at least three alternative Lizzie Borden theories.

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9. You know alllllll about the owl theory and you don't buy it for a SECOND.

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10. Your obsession with "Snapped" has been cause for some concern in your significant other.

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11. You carry mace (etc.) at all times because you're convinced killers are all around you.

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12. You've seen every last shitty crime documentary that exists.

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13. You get super excited when you meet another girl who's just as obsessed with crime as you.

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14. You'll sit through a lot of very bad reenactments to get your true crime fix.

15. You've been known to sit down with Investigation Discovery for 3-4 hours at a time.

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16. And you're always trying to convince people you're not creepy or a psycopath — you're just fascinated by people who are.

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