1. You regularly creep people out by saying you have a "favorite" serial killer.
2. You worship at the altar of Ann Rule.
3. The ending of "The Jinx" made you LOSE YOUR SHIT.
4. You proudly call yourself a "murderino."
5. And you can't get enough of the Sword & Scale podcast.
6. You've watched enough court case footage that you're pretty sure you could pass the bar.
7. And at the end of every episode of "Law & Order" you're convinced you knew the killer and motive all along.
8. You have at least three alternative Lizzie Borden theories.
9. You know alllllll about the owl theory and you don't buy it for a SECOND.
10. Your obsession with "Snapped" has been cause for some concern in your significant other.
11. You carry mace (etc.) at all times because you're convinced killers are all around you.
12. You've seen every last shitty crime documentary that exists.
13. You get super excited when you meet another girl who's just as obsessed with crime as you.
14. You'll sit through a lot of very bad reenactments to get your true crime fix.
15. You've been known to sit down with Investigation Discovery for 3-4 hours at a time.
16. And you're always trying to convince people you're not creepy or a psycopath — you're just fascinated by people who are.
