22. Bill Goldberg, Santa’s Slay
This Santa Claus is murdering entire families right out of the gate. Wikipedia describes it thusly: “Santa arrives at Hell Township and proceeds to kill the locals in various holiday-themed ways.” Rude/not hot. Good muscles though.
15. Robert Brian Wilson, Silent Night, Deadly Night
What Wilson’s Evil Santa has that Goldberg’s lack is a great catchphrase: yelling “NAUGHTY” at people before killing them with an axe. Looks like if your 1980s football captain became a serial killer Santa.
10. Jim Carrey as the Grinch as Santa Claus, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Some trade-offs vs. other Grinch Santas here: a more pallid shade of green in skin, but three-dimensional.
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