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The Definitive Ranking Of Santas By Hotness

Ho ho HOOOOOO, baby.

25. Hulk Hogan, Santa With Muscles

24. Fat Santa

23. Richard Riehle, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

22. Bill Goldberg, Santa's Slay

21. Jeff Gillen, A Christmas Story

20. Al 'Red Dog' Weber, Scrooged

19. Ed Asner, Elf

18. Donald Duck, Toy Tinkers

17. Edmund Gwenn, Miracle on 34th Street

16. Stan Francis, Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer

15. Robert Brian Wilson, Silent Night, Deadly Night

14. Dan Aykroyd, Trading Places

13. Rickey Smiley, Friday After Next

12. Ben Affleck, Reindeer Games

11. The Grinch as Santa Claus, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

10. Jim Carrey as the Grinch as Santa Claus, How the Grinch Stole Christmas

9. Tony Danza, Stealing Christmas

8. Douglas Seale, Ernest Saves Christmas

7. Santa Claus, The Nightmare Before Christmas

6. Jack Skellington as Santa Claus, The Nightmare Before Christmas

5. Billy Bob Thornton, Bad Santa

4. Mickey Rooney, The Year Without A Santa Claus

3. Mickey Rooney, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

2. Tim Allen, The Santa Clause

1. Jonathan Taylor Thomas, I'll Be Home For Christmas