Science That Will Make You Glad You're Single
At least being #foreveralone has SOME super-specific benefits.
Holding hands is basically like putting your hands in the garbage.
A year of dating could cost you two THOUSAND dollars.
Kissing transfers about 250 colonies of bacteria mouth-to-mouth.
Single people live basically forever.
Sharing food, or sharing A DEATH WISH?
All coupled people do is stay at home and love each other.
Is the person sharing your bed a loved one, or a cesspool of filth?
Using another person's toothbrush: what new horrors await you?
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