19. Andy Murray
ATP Rank: 4
Pros: Vaguely Elf-from-Lord of the Rings-y in appearance; tall.
Cons: Whiny, presumably cannot be taken to the beach.
12. Richard Gasquet
ATP Rank: 9
Pros: Famous for his skilled one-handed backhand (leaving one hand free). French.
Cons: Lacks intensity.
11. Stanislas Wawrinka
ATP Rank: 8
Pros: Fratty good looks, seems like he would always have weed.
Cons: Fratty good looks, seems like he would always have weed.
8. Novak Djokovic
ATP Rank: 2
Pros: Solid abs to chest hair ratio. Eyebrows. Speaks 5 languages.
Cons: Hair lacks personality, gravity.
7. John Isner
ATP Rank: 13
Pros: All-American, Zack Morris-esque good looks.
Cons: Clunky style, fashion- and tennis-wise.
6. David Ferrer
ATP Rank: 3
Pros: Most Fabio-like hair in the game (including even the pro tennis player named Fabio), strong jaw, seemingly made entirely of muscle.
Cons: A bit short; net game lacks agility.
2. Roger Federer
ATP Rank: 6
Pros: Maybe the best tennis player of all time. Endlessly deep and calming brown eyes.
Cons: Has own cologne called “Feel The Touch.”
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