#royalbaby is trending. So soon there will be a new half-blood Prince?— The Dark Lord
Why’s everybody looking at me? RT @TheAtlantic: Report: Kate Middleton is pregnant http://t.co/MedTNXhc— Bill Clinton
Pippa Middleton is already planning to steal the show at the christening by walking around with her arse out. #royalbaby— Dai Lama
William and Kate are expecting a baby. Apparently William is so nervous he has lost the few remaining hairs on his head.— Darth Vader
Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting. If you hear someone say “OMG I’m so happy for them I think I’m gonna cry”, slap ‘em for me.— Peyton’s Head
HULK HAPPY KATE MIDDLETON PREGNANT BUT LET’S BE REAL. THAT HER JOB. NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. MAZEL TOV!— HULK
Team speculate who father royal baby. I say…… If baby white, it Mr Terry. If black, Queen will be most displeased with Mr Sterling!— Evil Kagawa
I AM THE ONLY ROYAL FETUS AROUND HERE GUYS— a milania parody
Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince’s baby! Is he going by “Prince” again or still that symbol? I bet they’re partying like it’s 1999.— Betty F*ckin’ White
Well there goes my big announcement! Thanks for nothing William and Kate.— SarcasticRover
And finally, OF COURSE:
The royal baby parody accounts have arrived. Fetuses, remember: It is only a matter of time (nine months?? Please not more!) before you end up like the accounts you see above. Can you think of something (anything) else to do for the next three-quarters of a year? Maybe do that instead!
Please don’t let me have Auntie Pippa’s arse… #royalbaby— Future Ruler
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