1. Question: What is hotter than a hot guy?
Answer: a hot guy *covered* in a substantial layer of dirt, mud, motor oil, and/or other forms of grease.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
- Today is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- Turkish's government has blocked users in the country from visiting Wikipedia, in yet another crackdown on free speech.
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total disaster — and it's shows how insane and competitive the industry has become 😱
- A Jimmy John's employee was robbed at gunpoint and video footage shows how chill he was through the whole thing 😂😳