Definitive Proof That Guys Are Hotter When They Are Covered In Dirt
Just throw a little mud on and you're set.
Question: What is hotter than a hot guy?
Answer: a hot guy *covered* in a substantial layer of dirt, mud, motor oil, and/or other forms of grease.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION:
Clean-cut, boring old action figure man vs. "Where are you carrying me/It doesn't matter, when do we leave."
Left: best-case scenario for getting your tetanus booster. Right: What's that shirt??? It looks like it has room for two, hehe.
Some people are just meant to be squinting through a face full of dirt, and Norman Reedus is one of them.
Dirt is this Earth's natural gift to muscle definition! Everyone knows it!
Daniel Dae Kim
Only one of these two men can (and will) start you a fire on the deserted island.
Inappropriate professor crush vs. total abandonment of morals.
Left Brad could learn a thing or two, sexually, from Right Brad.
Right: *slack-jawed panting*
Who do you want holding your hand after the apocalypse? Who cares what's in that backpack?! Take the backpack off the nerd and put it on the babe's back, now you are set.
SHOW ME THE JEWELS DIRTY BOY.
What's that weapon? Haha I don't care, sure I'll hold it.
Yes, both of these are great looks. But which one seems more likely to sweep you from the arms of criminals and onto the back of his motorcycle and drive you to safety in a windswept desert villa????
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
The great bonus about the "after" picture here is that you guys can share jewelry.
I WILL BREAK OUT OF THAT NECK LOCK THING, I WILL FIND A WAY