On Friday we answered the Internet's desperate cry for The Ultimate Guy's Profile Pic. Today we try to help out the legions of helpless women who have risen up in search of their own flawless Facebook picture prototype.
The main problem is that Internet advice for girls' Facebook profile pictures is almost exclusively about what NOT to do. Girls with Facebook pictures: always making dudes mad. Luckily, we were able to find a few DOs to help us come up with an objection-proof Facebook profile pic.
1. First step: Decide if you are sexy, gorgeous, attractive, or merely very good-looking.
2. Open your eyes.
3. Be as alone as possible.
4. Unclench your fists.
5. Hold a tomato (or similar).
6. Have a halo.
7. Be emerging from a hazy lagoon.
Behold: The Perfect Profile Picture for Girls
Senior Editor, Ghost Hunter, Ufologist
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