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28 People Making Terrible Jokes About Cyber Sex Monday

Nobody has used the term "cyber sex" in at least 12 years. That didn't stop these people from making awful jokes about it.

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Want to enter your own terrible joke into the historical record of terrible jokes made about a day dedicated to online shopping? Choose one of the categories below, or make up your own! Just kidding, you can't make up your own. They've all been done. A lot.

Keep It Simple

"This term reminds me of another term I heard once and I have nothing further to say about it."

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Cyber Sex Monday.-- Nick Ciafre

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Cyber sex monday-- JeBron Lames

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Cyber sex Monday-- Mike

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Cyber sex Monday!-- Nick Piatchek

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Cyber sex Monday.-- micheal hoy

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Cyber Sex Monday...-- Enrique Espinozaâ„¢

"_____? More like _____ !!!"

Ba dum bum chhh.

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#cybermonday more like cyber sex monday. Am I right?

#cybermonday more like cyber sex monday. Am I right?-- Fred Geb

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More like Cyber Sex Monday. Which really makes it no different than any Monday here on the Twitter.

More like Cyber Sex Monday. Which really makes it no different than any Monday here on the Twitter.-- The Pretty Girl Swag

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Cyber Monday? More like Cybersex Monday. #DirectMessageMeLadies

Cyber Monday? More like Cybersex Monday. #DirectMessageMeLadies-- Paul Chamberlain

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Cyber sex monday is more like it. Gives new meaning to double clicking a mouse :)

Cyber sex monday is more like it. Gives new meaning to double clicking a mouse :)-- Michael Liggett

"Cyber Monday? EWWW"

There is no need to be scandalized or concerned or worried about dozens of people wantonly trying to have sex with you over the Internet because it's Cyber Monday. This isn't a real thing!

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So.. Today's cyber-sex Monday? Gross...-- Anthony Kosciuszko

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Cyber sex monday ? WTF are we all suppose to be honry ? i dont get it

Cyber sex monday ? WTF are we all suppose to be honry ? i dont get it-- Go HAM Or Go Home

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Happy Cyber Monday!......... OK freaks, its not cyber sex day, do back the hell up!

Happy Cyber Monday!......... OK freaks, its not cyber sex day, do back the hell up!-- Koffee Freeman

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It's Cyber-Monday. No. I don't have cyber-sex so fuck off.

It's Cyber-Monday. No. I don't have cyber-sex so fuck off.-- Mark Bentson

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Every time I hear someone say cyber Monday, I immediately think someone is trying to get me to have cyber sex with them. #CyberMonday #gross

Every time I hear someone say cyber Monday, I immediately think someone is trying to get me to have cyber sex with them. #CyberMonday #gross-- Denny Luebbert

Computer Viruses = STDs.

Get it? Hahahaha. GET IT???

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Everyone make sure your Norton anti virus is working for this cyber sex Monday you don't wanna catch something

Everyone make sure your Norton anti virus is working for this cyber sex Monday you don't wanna catch something-- Danny Leyva

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Cyber Monday sounds like something that will give yo computer an virus

Cyber Monday sounds like something that will give yo computer an virus-- No Hablo Puta Básica

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Looks like cyber Monday for some reason so best day to have cyber sex whos up for cyber sex, ive had a virus check and im clean ;)

Looks like cyber Monday for some reason so best day to have cyber sex whos up for cyber sex, ive had a virus check and im clean ;)-- Ken Missfit-Clothing

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~*~CyBeR MoNdAy~*~ tri not 2 catch ne computr viruses 4rm all da cyber sex u wud b havin wit strangerz on da internet #CyberMonday

~*~CyBeR MoNdAy~*~ tri not 2 catch ne computr viruses 4rm all da cyber sex u wud b havin wit strangerz on da internet #CyberMonday-- Peirs Louise

And The MOST Common Cyber Monday Joke: Pretend to Still Be Confused About What Cyber Monday Is "About"

NO. Wait, WHAT? NO WAY.

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Wait. I thought It was called cyber-sex Monday.

Wait. I thought It was called cyber-sex Monday.-- Mackenzie Turner

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So cyber Monday doesn't have anything to do with sex? Well today just lost all it's luster

So cyber Monday doesn't have anything to do with sex? Well today just lost all it's luster-- Sean Henderson

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Cyber Monday is the one day a year when everyone has Skype sex right?

Cyber Monday is the one day a year when everyone has Skype sex right?-- Grrbriel

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Is cyber Monday a day for good deals on cyber sex

Is cyber Monday a day for good deals on cyber sex-- Public Revival

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What the fuck is a cyber Monday & does it involve web cams & cyber sex

What the fuck is a cyber Monday & does it involve web cams & cyber sex-- Terrell Tendaji

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Wait cyber monday means sales online? Not cyber-sex monday? Well damn...

Wait cyber monday means sales online? Not cyber-sex monday? Well damn...-- Jenna Thomas

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Whats Cyber monday? Is it when you get cyber sex?

Whats Cyber monday? Is it when you get cyber sex?-- Jordan

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oh by CYBER Monday, you mean I'm not supposed to have online sex with people? fuck this

oh by CYBER Monday, you mean I'm not supposed to have online sex with people? fuck this-- lil chayce

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soo just to clarify....Cyber Monday is not an online sex party???

soo just to clarify....Cyber Monday is not an online sex party???-- Brandon Sheer

Finally, a Challenge

Do your worst. No, don't!!! Seriously, don't. Please stop.

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More cyber Monday/cyber sex jokes, please.

More cyber Monday/cyber sex jokes, please.-- M.

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