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Keep It Simple
"This term reminds me of another term I heard once and I have nothing further to say about it."
"Cyber Monday? EWWW"
There is no need to be scandalized or concerned or worried about dozens of people wantonly trying to have sex with you over the Internet because it's Cyber Monday. This isn't a real thing!
And The MOST Common Cyber Monday Joke: Pretend to Still Be Confused About What Cyber Monday Is "About"
NO. Wait, WHAT? NO WAY.
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