Want to enter your own terrible joke into the historical record of terrible jokes made about a day dedicated to online shopping? Choose one of the categories below, or make up your own! Just kidding, you can’t make up your own. They’ve all been done. A lot.
Keep It Simple
“This term reminds me of another term I heard once and I have nothing further to say about it.”
”_____? More like _____ !!!”
Ba dum bum chhh.
#cybermonday more like cyber sex monday. Am I right?— Fred Geb
More like Cyber Sex Monday. Which really makes it no different than any Monday here on the Twitter.— The Pretty Girl Swag
Cyber Monday? More like Cybersex Monday. #DirectMessageMeLadies— Paul Chamberlain
Cyber sex monday is more like it. Gives new meaning to double clicking a mouse :)— Michael Liggett
“Cyber Monday? EWWW”
There is no need to be scandalized or concerned or worried about dozens of people wantonly trying to have sex with you over the Internet because it’s Cyber Monday. This isn’t a real thing!
So.. Today’s cyber-sex Monday? Gross…— Anthony Kosciuszko
Cyber sex monday ? WTF are we all suppose to be honry ? i dont get it— Go HAM Or Go Home
Happy Cyber Monday!……… OK freaks, its not cyber sex day, do back the hell up!— Koffee Freeman
It’s Cyber-Monday. No. I don’t have cyber-sex so fuck off.— Mark Bentson
Every time I hear someone say cyber Monday, I immediately think someone is trying to get me to have cyber sex with them. #CyberMonday #gross— Denny Luebbert
Computer Viruses = STDs.
Get it? Hahahaha. GET IT???
Everyone make sure your Norton anti virus is working for this cyber sex Monday you don’t wanna catch something— Danny Leyva
Cyber Monday sounds like something that will give yo computer an virus— No Hablo Puta BÃ¡sica
Looks like cyber Monday for some reason so best day to have cyber sex whos up for cyber sex, ive had a virus check and im clean ;)— Ken Missfit-Clothing
~*~CyBeR MoNdAy~*~ tri not 2 catch ne computr viruses 4rm all da cyber sex u wud b havin wit strangerz on da internet #CyberMonday— Peirs Louise
And The MOST Common Cyber Monday Joke: Pretend to Still Be Confused About What Cyber Monday Is “About”
NO. Wait, WHAT? NO WAY.
Wait. I thought It was called cyber-sex Monday.— Mackenzie Turner
So cyber Monday doesn’t have anything to do with sex? Well today just lost all it’s luster— Sean Henderson
Cyber Monday is the one day a year when everyone has Skype sex right?— Grrbriel
Is cyber Monday a day for good deals on cyber sex— Public Revival
What the fuck is a cyber Monday & does it involve web cams & cyber sex— Terrell Tendaji
Wait cyber monday means sales online? Not cyber-sex monday? Well damn…— Jenna Thomas
Whats Cyber monday? Is it when you get cyber sex?— Jordan
oh by CYBER Monday, you mean I’m not supposed to have online sex with people? fuck this— lil chayce
soo just to clarify….Cyber Monday is not an online sex party???— Brandon Sheer
Finally, a Challenge
Do your worst. No, don’t!!! Seriously, don’t. Please stop.
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