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24 Text Messages All Hypochondriacs Will Recognize

You know you've done it.

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4. This plea for reassurance.

5. This quietly panicky lmaoooooo.

6. This "I just bumped my head" follow-up.

9. This other non-poisoning.

10. This brief moment of self-awareness.

12. This humblebrag/hypochondria half-breed.

13. This unwanted reminder of inevitable mortality.

14. This temperature report.

15. This query about botulism.

16. This "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation.

17. This slightly aggrieved motherly patience.

18. This leap from bruise —> blood clot.

20. This "Is that a thing?" thing.

23. This description of the symptoms of "being alive."