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24 Text Messages All Hypochondriacs Will Recognize

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4. This plea for reassurance.

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5. This quietly panicky lmaoooooo.

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6. This "I just bumped my head" follow-up.

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9. This other non-poisoning.

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10. This brief moment of self-awareness.

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12. This humblebrag/hypochondria half-breed.

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13. This unwanted reminder of inevitable mortality.

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14. This temperature report.

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15. This query about botulism.

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16. This "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation.

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17. This slightly aggrieved motherly patience.

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18. This leap from bruise —> blood clot.

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20. This "Is that a thing?" thing.

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23. This description of the symptoms of "being alive."

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