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21 Reasons To Make Julian Morris Your New Bae

*sweats profusely* Hi.

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1. When he showed up on New Girl recently, playing a teacher named Ryan with an, uh, interesting last name.

Julian Morris was previously most familiar to Pretty Little Liars fans as the double-crossing, sexy, British, sometimes-nefarious and omnipresent medical-type professional Wren Kim.

To non-PLL watchers: WELCOME. Welcome to the beauty that is Julian Morris's face and body.

2. When he rolled up his denim shirt sleeve and stared smolderingly into the black and white distance:

3. When he ran toward you in a suit in a GQ:

4. When he quite literally sprayed himself with a hose for your viewing benefit.

5. When he looked positively cuddle-to-death-able in this sweatshirt and jaunty knit cap:

6. When he posted this shirtless video selfie with overlaid text to Instagram and you were like "Hahahahahaha, WHAT? Yes."

7. When he made you be like, "Yep, you know what, smoking IS very cool."

8. When he looked sexily uninterested while getting his cute little hair combed into a cute little perfect part:

11. When he ... ahhhh ... ahaha what was I going to say

12. When he posted this adorable #tbt with his Nokia phone:

13. When he did the hot-person costume thing of just putting on an indeterminate animal's nose and whiskers because WHO CARES, LOOK AT HIM

14. When he frolicked in a pool with a blow-up killer whale, displaying his playful side.

16. When he posed in the back of a pickup truck with hula hoops and you were like, "What? OK!"

17. When he posted this extremely collegiate #tbt of himself at an Obama rally in 2008.

19. When he squinted into the camera though the sun was clearly behind him but then you realize it's probably from the glow that surrounds him always: