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20 Signs You're Totally Dependent On Your Horoscope

Susan Miller, you minx.

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7. You're absolutely terrified to sign any contract because it seems like there is literally never a good time to do it.

Also, Susan, HOW OFTEN DO REAL ADULTS SIGN CONTRACTS? Because people don't sign contracts or buy real estate nearly as often as you think we do.


11. You pretend not to let the negative predictions get to you, but sometimes it's just too harsh.

What do you mean, "the second half of the month will be fraught for interpersonal relationships" ??


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