1.
Your intensely expressed fondness for dessert makes other people uncomfortable.
2.
You consider most other foods as necessary obstacles between you and what you really want: dessert.
3.
When someone tells you, "I'm just not really a sweets person," you become legitimately angry and upset.
4.
There have been times your sweet tooth scared you, and you tried to back off.
5.
These attempts did not go well for you.
6.
Trying not to eat a dessert that's right in front of you requires a Herculean effort that you just DO NOT have.
7.
You become mildly panicky when you get a craving for something sweet and realize there's nothing in the house.
8.
Nothing is as exciting to you as eating a first bite of ice cream, and knowing you have most of it left.
9.
You're REALLY good at inventing rationalizations for your need for sugar.
10.
Other people might not get it, but you're certain your genes MADE you this way.
11.
You DREAM of the day a friend might ask you to help "test wedding cakes."
12.
You in the holiday candy aisle at the grocery store:
14.
When you first saw this scene, you were like "... Maybe?"
15.
When someone else is in charge of cutting and serving the cake/pie/brownies:
16.
When you're out to dinner with someone and the server asks if you two want to see the dessert menu, and the person you're with says no:
17.
You can't watch this gif without making sex noises.
18.
HHRRRNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
19.
You are now on your way out the door in search of cookies, cake, ice cream, ANYTHING SWEET.
