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19 Signs You Can't Cook To Save Your Life

Which one is the saucepan again?

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2. You want to be someone who ACTUALLY makes food for yourself, but whenever you try, it's just so BAD.

wifflegif.com

Question: Should lasagna taste like a LITTLE cardboard-y? What is the right amount of cardboard taste to a lasagna.

6. There are a bunch of inscrutable cooking terms everyone else seems to understand, and you're increasingly suspicious there was a class on this years ago and nobody told you.

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What is "braising"? How will I know when "peaks form"? Why would anyone just assume I have a food processor?

8. How is this kind of cooking tragedy even possible? If there's a way, you will find it.

drheckle.net

OK so maybe I left like ONE thing out. You should be able to leave one thing out and have it be basically turn out OK.

11. Forget "just throwing something together"; for you, the decision to try cooking (again) means setting aside half a day for something that will more than likely taste disgusting. Because YOU made it.

buzzfeed.com

Do you know how long it would take *me* to chop the vegetables for this Beginner's Thanksgiving post? 14 days. And they're going to look like shit.