1. Mushrooms are empirically disgusting. They are the worm-iest of foods. yumsugar.com 2. Worms or mushrooms?? YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL. greencompanyeffect.com 3. Mushrooms are literally fungus. servingupfortcollins.com Fungus does not go in the mouth!!!! 4. Did you know that the FDA legally allows 19 maggots and 74 mites in every 3.5-ounce can of mushrooms!! Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com FUCK THAT. 5. Mushrooms taste like nothing unless you coat them in oils and spices. finecooking.com MORE LIKE SHITTY-AKE MUSHROOMS 6. They are slimy weird bulb food!!! makinglifedelicious.com 7. Mushrooms are the surprise ruiner of many a pasta. cookistry.com IT WOULD TAKE FOREVER TO PICK THESE ALL OUT 8. Some of them LOOK LIKE BRAINS. smoker-cooking.com 9. Mushrooms look like garbage thrown on a pizza. biggestmenu.com 10. They're weird and puffy and scary. projecteatme.wordpress.com 11. Everyone thinks vegetarians want a portobello mushroom sandwich or burger. skinnytaste.com WE DON'T ALL WANT A PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM BURGER 12. Mushrooms are a poor and creepy excuse for a meat substitute. paleospirit.com 13. AHHH IS IT TOUCHING ME? I FEEL LIKE IT'S TOUCHING ME. haystacksandchampagne.blogspot.com 14. Mushrooms make a very unpleasantly colored soup. suesnutritionbuzz.com 15. THIS IS AN UNHOLY UNION OF LIFE (ZUCCHINI) AND CRUEL, SENSELESS DEATH (MUSHROOM CARCASSES). mushroominfo.com 16. Does this sound at all appetizing??? img.gawkerassets.com 17. A mushroom once told me it hated puppies AND Beyoncé. i.imgur.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 18. Thanks for nothing, mushrooms. You are not a fun guy. upload.wikimedia.org BYE.