17 Cupids Who Will Murder You The Second You Close Your Eyes

*whispers terrifyingly* Happy Valentine’s Daaaaaay.

1. Love means *never* having to say you’re sorry.

Not ever.

2. You’re a *CUT* above the rest, ehehehe.

3. True love will fiiiiind you when you least expect iiiitttttt.

4. I always knew it would be you.

5. I will NEVER let you go.

6. Love makes you do strange things …

7. You stole my heart, and I am going to get it back.

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8. I only have eyes for you.

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9. You take my breath away.

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AND NOW I WILL TAKE AWAY YOURS

10. Don’t fall recklessly, headlessly in love with me.

(Cause it’s gonna be. All heartbreak, wistfully, painful and insanity.)

11. There’s room enough here for the both of us … for now.

12. *singing* “Cupid is a knavish lad, thus to make poor females maa-aaad.”

13. You just help me out of this box, and I’ll help you find your soul mate. I promise.

14. Take my hand. Don’t be afraid.

15. Love at first bite. HahahahaHAHAHAHA

16. A true love story never ends.

17. ~~~ FAIRY TALES DO COME TRUE ~~~

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