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13 Struggles Only Your Dumbass Ex Understands

Mainly just being so dumb literally all the time.

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1. Just walking around being so dumb, morning til night, every day of the week.

"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" — your ex

2. Going to bars alone like a fuckin' chump.

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"Oh my god what a pathetic loser" — everybody sitting nearby.

3. Crying so much all the time that they've already made enough salt for every McDonald's in the tri-state area, for a whole year.

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It is sooooo your ex to be just a complete blubbering mess.

4. Hearing your name (or even a name that just sounds kind of like it, like the same first letter) and being reminded what a colossally dumb airhead they are.

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Haha, sucks to be them. Lol.

5. Regretting everything they do, because every time they have to make a decision, they make the stupidest one.

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(ESPECIALLY that one they made about you.)

6. Being so bad at life that it's amazing they even have a job, honestly.

It's like almost sad. You practically feel bad about it.

7. Being just a dim, dim, fluffy baby dog of a person.

(Except NOT cute.)

8. Embarrassing themselves constantly by being soooooo annoying and weird.

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When you think about it's actually amazing you were able to stand being seen together anywhere. You probably deserve a medal or award statue of some kind.

9. Turning everything and everyone they touch into rotting garbage, like some kind of shithead King Midas.

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10. Dying of boredom in every new relationship they'll ever have because nobody will ever, ever be as clever and smart and charming as you.

And they see that now. Oh, how they see that.

11. Realizing that everything you ever told them was so right and so true, and now it's too late.

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Maybe they should try listening next time, ha.

12. Cry-singing along to "Let It Go" every night until their downstairs neighbors bang on the ceiling with a broom handle.

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The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside /
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

13. Being constantly recognized out as the literal worst human on the entire planet Earth.

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It must be tiring, sucking that much. Just sucking, and sucking, and then, even when you think they are done, sucking even more.

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