8. A Redhead
Rubbing the head of a person with red hair is said to be good luck, but redheads themselves are also said to be terrible luck on certain specific occasions, like “meet[ing] a redhead on the first morning in May.”
9. White Socks
White socks might not seem especially meaningful, but they’re One Direction member Niall Horan’s good luck charm, and he seems to be doing okay. (A note: this site also claims to know Mr. Horan’s penis length down to the hundredth decimal place, so, it might not be trustworthy. Or it’s ESPECIALLY trustworthy??)
12. A Raccoon Penis Bone
Again, you might not have this on hand. I don’t know what your house is like. The animal penis bone in general is called a baculum, but you’ll need the baculum of a raccoon if you want your penis bone to count for anything. It’ll bring you good luck and fertility.
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