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    20 Things That'll Make Going To The Bathroom Much More Fun

    Bathroom products aren't my favorite, but they're a solid #2.

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    1. A talking toilet paper spindle that allows you to record your own message, music, or sound to give your family and friends a good laugh while they're wiping. Just make sure you don't accidentally tape yourself talking ~shit~.

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    When they pull the toilet paper, your message or song will be revealed!

    Promising review: "I love pranks so I had to have this. It's really good quality and works like a charm. The sound is very clear on it too. I put it in my brother's bathroom when he was out of town and when he got back, he said he got up in the middle of the night and it scared/confused the heck out of him! So funny! You can change the message over and over again to use on other unsuspecting people!" —Kay

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    2. A motion sensor toilet night-light so you can have ragers in your bathroom. Oh, and to help you from falling on your ass when you gotta go in the middle of the night.

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    This light is motion sensor activated and changes between eight colors. If you have a color that you prefer, just press the button located on the device to freeze it on that color! It also needs triple AAA batteries (get them from Amazon for $12.14) to get ~glowing~.

    Promising review: "Hey, this is GREAT! My wife and I both drink several glasses of water before bed time so we can enjoy our night time bathroom trips, literally! This is a fun toy for anyone to have. Plus, we don't have to turn the light on at night in the bathroom. Our son has one and liked it so much, we bought one for our bathroom. Gotta go, time for another glass of water, it is getting dark outside!" —Pete D

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95.

    3. A squatty potty that'll help put you in the perfect position to drop the kids off at the pool with ease.

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    Promising review: "I was among skeptics thinking this simplistic item could NOT possibly make a difference in assisting you go. Boy, was I wrong! First, let me explain that this is no cheap lightweight plastic molded piece of crap. This is a sturdy item which stays put when you utilize it, but after use fits snugly around the toilet so that it is never unsightly. I have used it for a few days now and I can attest to the fact that it, indeed, makes going much easier. I got the 7" model and it is perfect for the wide placement of feet, allowing for your knees to rise and your bottom to be in the correct position. Most of my life I have struggled off and on with going number two, but no more. Thanks Squatty Potty, for making going to the bathroom quick, easy and, uh, enjoyable!" —Happy Nana

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    4. A Tootsie Tush toilet seat warmer because who likes a cold bum? Plug this in and put the seat down, so the next time you go to the bathroom, your bottom will be nice and warm.

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    Promising review: "I live in the north and I hate a cold toilet seat more than the snow itself. This little addition has changed my winter. I don't dread going to the bathroom and with the temperature settings, my seat is never too warm but in fact just right." —Faith

    Get it from Amazon for $64.

    5. A probiotic and prebiotic gummy vitamin that's said to support a healthy digestive tract and nourish your gut's good bacteria. Basically, it may help keep your belly balanced and regular so you won't feel ~crappy~.

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    Promising review: "My daughter has not had a stomach ache since she started using these. She used to tell me every time she pooped because she was in such agony. Now I never hear about any issues. So I decided to try them as well, even though I had tried other probiotics in the past. This is the best digestion aid I have ever used." —Amy S.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    6. A bidet, because why would you wipe your butt when you can wash it? This easy-to-install device will seriously up your bathroom game.

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    Check out a BuzzFeed writer's deep dive on this lovely bidet.

    Promising review: "I seriously dread using a restroom for #2 anywhere but home because the feeling of cleanliness after using this is amazing. This is my second bidet from this company. Nothing but impressed and it is so easy to install. Truly life changing." —Monica G.

    Get it from Amazon for $34.50.

    7. A bathroom guestbook so you can keep tabs on everyone who has taken a dump in your bathroom. It's also great ~shiterature~ if you need a lil' distraction to help you go.

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    Promising review: "I love this! It seems to make guests feel less awkward in the bathroom, plus you get lots of entertainment reading it! I can honestly say it is one of my favorite bathroom purchases! (Also, if you have to poop and don't want to be embarrassed about coming out followed by stench because you are meeting your in-laws for the first time; you just stay in there longer and tell everyone you were just filling out the book. Just actually do fill it out or you are caught red-handed and people will actually know you poop!) *gasp*" —Brenna Pratt

    Get it from Amazon for $12.64.

    8. A bathroom poster print out for some old school entertainment while you're trying to drop a deuce.

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    Get it from CatAndBru on Etsy for $3.50 (frame not included).

    9. Poopouri, so you'll be prepared when ~doody~ calls. Just give this a spritz before you go and no one has to know what you're up to in there.

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    Promising review: "I work in a small office with eight people, so I unfortunately know the bowel habits of more than I really want to. After one of my coworkers uses the restroom, paint can be peeled off the wall, that's how bad it smelled. The first time I used the bathroom after she used this product was the single most enjoyable work bathroom experience I have ever had. The bathroom smelled herbal and fresh and not in an artificial glade spray kind of way but in a clean kind of way. I wanted to spend more time in there then actually needed! I actually can't wait for her to go so I can smell that refreshing odor once again! " —Praby19

    Get it from Amazon for $8.27+ (available in many different scents).

    10. Shittens that'll help you efficiently clean yourself up after a big #2. No dingleberries here, people.

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    Promising review: "I thought this would be a stupid product and just a fun novelty item (which it is) but I was shocked after the first time I used it and it actually did a good job. If you compare Shittens to toiler paper, or even wet wipes, just the concept behind wiping this way makes sense and even seems fun. Everyone should give this product a shot and see that it works and works better than anything else." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    11. A GoGirl urination device so you won't have to wonder whether you're peeing on your leg (or not?) while hovering over a public toilet — you can now pee standing up.

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    This urination device is moisture resistant, anti-microbial, and 100% latex free. No more squatting awkwardly, making a mess when you're in the wilderness, or staring down at a disgusting toilet seat. Just place the funnel over your crotch, point, and pee away!

    Promising review: "This is so wonderful. You will never have to stand and pee down the side of your leg in a gross public restroom again. You will never have to squat and pee on your shorts or maybe shoes while taking a hike in the woods. You can roll it up and squish it in your pocket or bag so easily. Seriously, it works so well." —Matt'sWife

    Get it from Amazon for $9.47.

    12. A toilet cleaning wand that'll lift your ~shitty~ mood when you can go to the bathroom on a sparkly clean toilet. Plus, the wand has a nifty little switch that lets you drop the head right into the trash so you don't have to touch any nastiness and the brush doesn't grow bacteria.

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    Promising review: "I may be a little too excited about these things, but they are AWESOME! I detested cleaning the toilet before purchasing these. The traditional toilet brush made me want to gag every time I used it. Now I almost look forward to cleaning the toilet because it is so easy and the results are amazing. Wish I would have known about these years ago. I'll never go back, EVER!" —Sara G

    Get it from Amazon for $8.97.

    13. A sheep toilet paper holder so you never get stranded on the toilet after taking a real baa-d poop.

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    Get it from Amazon for $39.95.

    14. A super cute Polaroid toilet paper holder to help you ~focus~ on other things while going to the bathroom.

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    This comes with one roll of Polaroid picture toilet paper, but you can get refills on Amazon for $5.98.

    Get it from Amazon for $16.

    15. A waterproof bluetooth speaker so you can turn on some music in case you get pee or poop shy.

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    Promising review: "Great sound quality! If you're going to use this in a bathroom where it echos, it will sound even better. It has received its fair share of shower sprays/splashes and is holding up well. Pairing was quick and easy and it sticks on the bathroom tile very well!" —JLY

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

    16. A kitty toilet cleaning brush that'll make cleaning up ~purrfectly~ enjoyable.

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    Get it from Amazon for $16.31.

    17. A waterproof Kindle Papewhite so you can read while doing your business but not worry about accidentally dropping it in the toilet or splashing water on it while you're washing your hands.

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    Promising review: "I love my new kindle! I always liked paper books and resisted buying one for the longest time, but finally broke down and got one. Wow. I probably read twice as many books as I did before between using this and adding the Kindle app to my phone. Now when i have a spare second (elevator, bathroom, etc) instead of checking Facebook I read a few pages of my book. Before I know it, I'm flying through books left and right! Great product, perfect size, and great features." —Tommey H. Meyers

    Get it from Amazon for $129.99+.

    18. A gold-flecked toilet seat — now you'll feel like royalty sitting on a beautiful throne every time nature calls.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $69+ (available in two sizes and two colors).

    19. A toilet paper mount that can hold your phone or tablet so you can be hands free while you're on the toilet.

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    This is suitable for most toilet paper roll sizes!

    Promising review: Good quality product for us multi-taskers. Who doesn't enjoy taking a $h*+ while enjoying a nice video on their mobile device?" —DocBolo

    Get it from Amazon for $11.75.

    20. A touchless flushing device so you don't have to touch a germ-filled lever to say goodbye to your waste.

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    This neat flusher fits with most flapper and canister toilets. You do not have to replace your current toilet or toilet seat, and the old manual handle will still work as a backup. Installation is super easy if you follow the step-by-step instructions. Flushing will only be activated when sensing motions within the detection range. You can easily adjust the sensor range and flush time with a screwdriver (which is included!). The controller should last for over 200,000 flushes in normal use and four AA batteries (included) lasts for about 30,000 flushes.

    Promising review: "Bought this on a whim and I am really glad I did. I have it in our guest bathroom and I like that my guests don't have to use a handle, it makes it that much more sanitary in there! People also get a kick out of it so there is a little bit of a gimmick enjoyment to it as well. It was easy to install however you will want to get a plug to put in the hole where the flush handle once was." —TP

    Get it from Amazon for $57.99.

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