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1. A thumb drive for a quite literal and practical option that's equally hysterical.
2. A Sigmund Freud sticky notes booklet to give them a good chuckle every time they need to remember something important.
3. Mistaken lyrics coasters because they always so confidently scream the lyrics to their favorite song, but most of the time, they're just plain wrong. *SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE!*
4. ABC gum magnets that'll have them thinking you actually gifted them wads of chewed gum. How dare they think so little of you.
5. An atomic nose hair trimmer to *blast* away those unwanted nose and ear hairs.
6. Crafting with Cat Hair, a book so they can learn how to make crafts using their cat's hair. Weird? Probably. Funny? Definitely.
7. A Mr. or Mrs. food plate that will make playing with their food at the dinner table acceptable. Maybe it will even encourage picky eaters to eat some darn veggies.
8. Beer soap so they can finally douse themselves in their favorite beverage like they've always dreamed of. And no, it will not get them drunk.
9. A hair mask, hand lotion or lip balm to trick them into thinking you gifted them food. They'll open it up and be like "OMG I love my... bottle of mayo?" But really, it's an amazing hair mask.
10. Shoe skunk deodorizing balls that will do a *stinkin'* good job at taking the smell out of their shoes.
11. An ice cream lock, because they take their ice cream super seriously. I scream, you scream, they scream, if you touch their ice cream.
12. An umbrella that'll rain men and keep them dry (or maybe not 😉).
13. A motion sensor toilet night light so they can have ragers in their bathroom. Oh, and to help them from falling on their ass when they gotta' go in the middle of the night.
14. A pizza night light that'll give any room in their house that subtle, sexy, pizza glow. *mmmm*
15. A wine condom to protect their wine from getting old. Don't be silly, wrap your... wine bottle.
16. Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers, because they ~cut the cheese~ way too much. Adhering one of these activated carbon filters to their undies will save their friends from a very smelly car ride home.
17. A pair of socks to embrace their inner Tina. *butts butts butts*
18. A golf mug to give them a warm-up before they hit the golf course.
19. A beer mitt that will keep their beer cool but their hand warm. *fist pumps*
20. A tea bagger to add a little extra flavor to their favorite tea.
21. A pirate wine opener that will become their new best mate.
22. A lotion flask so they can sneakily carry alcohol with them anywhere they go.
23. Cable critters to protect their charging wire from fraying, while a fish hilariously takes a bite out of their phone.
24. Shittens that'll help them through any *shitty* situation. Accidents happen, man.
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