This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Nov 26, 2014The Definitive Ranking Of "Gossip Girl" CharactersXOXO.by Kathryn AnnCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 60. Jenny Humphrey Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via muchlovetosave.tumblr.com Even when she was sweet "Little J" she was annoying. But by the time she turned into "gothic barbie," she managed to destroy Nate and Serena's, and Blair and Chuck's relationships. We're so thankful for Momsen's music career only because it got her wretched character off the show. 59. Beatrice Grimaldi capturingbreakfastclub / Via capturingbreakfastclub.tumblr.com Irrelevant and annoying, Beatrice tried to ruin Blair's chance at happiness. While we agree that the marriage will likely be a disaster, Beatrice gained no sympathy. 58. Maureen Vanderbilt The CW / Via xoxogossipgirl.wikia.com Yet another lady who tried to save yet another doomed relationship, while managing to irritate us all. Her attempts at manipulation and power were weak in comparison to the rest of the show. 57. Russell Thorpe The CW / Via blog.muchmusic.com His last appearance involved him trying to burn Blair alive in a house... Need we say more? 56. William van der Woodsen The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Aside from abandoning Serena and Eric, he also slummed it with Ivy in an attempt to win back Lily. And we are all supposed to be okay with him succeeding? You're the Jack Donaghy we never wanted. 55. Asher Hornsby The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com With possibly the grossest last name on the show, Asher was also a real dick. Hiding his love for Eric in an attempt to help the social-climbing Jenny ranks him low on this list. 54. Alison Humphrey The CW / Via flikefrank.wordpress.com Look at that sly smile as Alison "tries" to make things work. Alison was hypocritical, whiny, and we were all happy to see her go. 53. Poppy Lifton The CW / Via youknowyoulovefashion.com Poppy always felt like she could waltz right in and ruin Blair's fashion shows and friendship with Serena. As if. She was also a scam artist just for kicks. 52. Bree Buckley The CW / Via xoxogossipgirl.wikia.com Another one of Nate's flings that we just couldn't care less about. Insignificant. Goodbye! 51. Bart Bass Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via etonline.com Bart Bass was Satan. We thought we got rid of him in Season 2, but leave it to Bart to pop up alive in some haunted mansion orgy. Melodramatic, viciously cold, and attempted murderer of his own son—need I say more? And if you didn't laugh when he fell off the roof, you take the show way too seriously. 50. Jordan Steele The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com You're probably trying to remember who this character is, so let me refresh your memory: she's the one who hooked up with Nate on his trip to Yale. Jordan might be the most obscure character in the sense that she never really caused any drama. 49. Anne Archibald The CW / Via gopixpic.com*documentingreality*com%7Cforum%7Cattachments%7Cf10%7C436480d1363522669-women-caskets-thread-44*jpg/ If you can't already tell, the parents on this show are the worst. Anne always looked neurotic and was willing to blame anyone but her husband for his obvious crimes. Nate deserves better, Anne. 48. Aaron Rose The CW / Via buddytv.com Serena had a lot of horrible boyfriends, but Aaron had to have been the worst. Slimy, gross, and without a personality, Aaron just managed to cause drama. His only saving grace is his father. 47. Howard Archibald The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Again, another horrible parent. He's only ranked ahead of Anne because at least he attempted to redeem himself in later seasons. 46. Carol Rhodes The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com She hired an actress to be her daughter in order to get more access to the family checkbook, which ultimately backfired. Classic Rhodes girl. At least Krysten Ritter played her in a flashback. 45. Damien Daalgard Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via plotkara.soup.io What do you mean the kid from "Air Bud" is a drug dealer? Damien has a fair amount of good one-liners, but other than that, he was just another troubled rich kid with unreasonable issues with the main characters. 44. Nelly Yuki Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via sarahmarieh.wordpress.com Once endearing and awkward, Nelly Yuki becomes a journalist with a vendetta against Blair. As if destroy her chances at admission to Yale wasn't enough, she had to side with Poppy Lifton, of all people, in Season 6. 43. Sage Spence Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via fanfiction.net Nate's relationship with seventeen year-old Sage always creeped us out. And while her attempts at revenge were cute, they were no match for seasoned veterans, Serena and Blair. She's also a repeat fedora offender. 42. Steven Spence The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Another Spence, another huge age-gapped relationship — only this time, Serena is involved. Sure he was nice, but he was too much of a dad to handle the drama of the Upper East Side. 41. Diana Payne The CW / Via spoilersguide.com Diana "Payne in my butt" AMIRIGHT? Just kidding, but still Diana managed to run a brothel of sorts, date Nate, and coerce with Bart Bass. Props for getting so involved, but she was just another product of the ridiculous drama of Season 5. 40. Marcus Beaton The CW / Via tumblr.com Otherwise known as "The Lord" by Blair, Marcus was involved in arguably the best episode of Gossip Girl (Season 2, Episode 1). The accent switch he pulls in the episode is predictable, but classic. Points lost for hooking up with his step mom. 39. Rachel Carr The CW / Via youknowyoulovefashion.com We hoped the simple Iowan teacher would be cool, but she had sex with Dan in a costume closet and tattled to Yale, ruining Blair's chances of admission. 38. Juliet Sharp The CW / Via tvguide.com Crazy? Probably. But her intentions were good and she pulled off a pretty elaborate scheme and looked pretty damn good doing it. 37. Jonathan Whitney The CW / Via youknowyoulovefashion.com Jonathan was an overall annoyance on the show and certainly not good enough for Eric. He also whined too much when Jenny's minions egged him. Get over it. Happens all the time in the Upper East Side. 36. William van der Bilt The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com "Grandfather" tends to mess with the members of his family's heads, but you had to respect the old man's power and wealth. 35. Ivy Dickens Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via ask-ivydickensxo.tumblr.com Ivy Dickens was the character we all wanted to love, but never did. When we found out she was a con artist, it was enough to want this character to disappear. And the image of her cuddling with Rufus is still vomit-inducing. 34. Scott Rosson The CW / Via fanpop.com Rufus and Lily's love child was very forgettable for both the audience, and Dan and Serena as well. He always meant well, which is rare in the "Gossip Girl" world. 33. Vanessa Abrams Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via tumblr.com Vanessa had the worst style of anyone on the show and always managed to mess things up for superior characters — So annoying. We are blessed she left the show after Season 4. 32. Ben Donovan The CW / Via etonline.com Ben gets pity points for having to spend jail time for a crime he didn't commit. Other than sleeping with Serena, he was pretty forgettable. 31. Raine Thorpe The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Raina's role on the show is irrelevant, but she always looked gorgeous and managed not to annoy anyone too much. Also, points awarded for having to tolerate a terrible father. 30. Headmistress Queller The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Queller brings back the nostalgia of better seasons of "Gossip Girl." She tries her best to handle the girls of St. Jude and seems to be the only sane adult. 29. Jack Bass Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via tumblr.com Jack Bass had great quips, witty comebacks, and the Bass family name, but his incessant need to destroy his nephew got old quickly. Luckily he redeemed himself in the last season. 28. Louis Grimaldi Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via hphrpg.forumcommunity.net Before he turned evil and brought in a horrible dowry plot line, Louie had some good qualities. There was a point where he thought he was right for Blair, which earns him a mediocre spot on this list. After all, he is a prince. 27. Agnes Andrews Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via waldorfia.tumblr.com Agnes is psychotic. But let's be honest, we all wish we could have lit all of Jenny's hideous dresses on fire in a trash can. 26. Kati Farkas and Isabel Coates The CW / Via the-fashion-barbie.blogspot.com Two loyal minions with a short-lived lifespan on "Gossip Girl." That's about it. 25. Those little girl stalkers The CW / Via imdb.com Their names are irrelevant. But they always manage to pop up on screen somehow and confront the main characters. 24. Eva Coupeau The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com She was the roadblock to Blair and Chuck's happiness, but you have to respect her as a person. She took in a homeless Chuck, remained by his side through hardship, and loved him unconditionally. But let's be honest, that isn't any fun. 23. Roman Garrel The CW / Via youknowyoulovefashion.com Roman falling on the ice in Season 1 is enough to separate him from other secondary characters. However, it's pretty hard to believe this man is a model. 22. Lola Rhodes Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via ggbygossipgirl.tumblr.com Lola just wanted to cater events and escape the insanity of her family, but that isn't an option when you're a Rhodes. She always had good intentions, but who cares? 21. Olivia Burke The CW / Via fotolog.com Olivia Burke is played by Hilary Duff — points for that. But when Lizzie McGuire decides to have a threesome with Dan and Vanessa, we have issues. 20. Lily van der Woodsen Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via pennbadgly.tumblr.com Lily is the OG of the Upper East Side with her conniving and deceitful ways. However, her old tricks get annoying and her drama detracts from the story lines we actually want to see. 19. Tripp van der Bilt Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via loveholic198.tumblr.com Aaron Tveit playing Nate's hot cousin? What could go wrong? Apparently a lot, seeing as he left Serena in a car crash and then tries to kill Nate a couple of seasons later. 18. Carter Baizen Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via ohsebastianstan.tumblr.com Carter started off as a con artist. Then, somehow, he turned it around, becoming morally superior to nearly everyone on the show by the time he accepts his sentence on a Texan oil rig? Gossip Girl's character development is weird but you can't question it too much. 17. Rufus Humphrey Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via littleruiners.tumblr.com The poor man just wanted to make waffles for his children, yet he somehow managed to be a terrible father. He was always so clueless and his mistakes got tiring. 16. Colin Forrester The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Colin was the super hot professor Serena hooked up with for a semester, but then decided to ditch the show when he found out Juliet drugged her. Colin is the one that got away. 15. Penelope Shafai The CW / Via gossipgirl.wikia.com Penelope was always a fun minion who gave Jenny hell when she deserved it. She was also, inevitably, loyal to Blair. 14. Hazel Williams The CW / Via de.gossip-girl.wikia.com Maybe it's her distinct face that we find amusing, but overall Hazel was a great character. She embodied everything a minion should be. 13. Harold Waldorf The CW / Via xoxogossipgirl.wikia.com Harold is a great father to Blair, despite leaving her mother. The #1 Dad of the "Gossip Girl" world. 12. Cece Rhodes The CW / Via fanpop.com Cece is ranked highly on this list because, ultimately, she was right: Dan was not a match for Serena. You have to respect Cece for being a queen and stirring up drama from below the grave. 11. Eleanor Waldorf The CW / Via coolspotters.com While Harold is the #1 Dad, Eleanor is the #1 Mom. Aside from her crappy parenting at the beginning of the show, Eleanor really turned around and became very supportive. She also stayed out of most of the super boring parent drama (*cough* Rufus and Lily *cough*). 10. Dan Humphrey Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via silly-luv.tumblr.com Dan barely sneaks his way into the top ten. The show would be nowhere without him and he is the ultimate insider, but the character is destroyed in the last two seasons. He is manipulative, cold, and judging by his hair, sort of disgusting. 9. Georgina Sparks Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via waldorfia.tumblr.com Georgina is the villain we love to hate, and whenever she turns up, the episodes get better. Georgina Sparks is committed to plotting like no other character, which is saying a lot. 8. Henry Bass Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via leightedlimosex.tumblr.com While only appearing on the show for a matter of seconds, Henry Bass proved he is flawless and is the product of flawless parents. 7. Eric van der Woodsen Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via fyeahgg.tumblr.com It's a shame the writers ran out of plots for Eric because he truly is a gem. Always the voice of reason and a great brother. 6. Cyrus Rose Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via fuckyeaheverythinggossipgirl.tumblr.com Cyrus is flawless. This is indisputable. He never does anything wrong. He is also the cutest person on the show. 5. Nate Archibald Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via padfoot-s.tumblr.com Nate is a gorgeous human being and so kind. He's the only one to never send in a tip to "Gossip Girl," and he's adorably dim-witted. His screen time and story lines grow less and less significant as the show goes on. 4. Dorota Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via ggbygossipgirl.tumblr.com Dorota is the comic-relief of "Gossip Girl" and always fantastic on screen. The show would not be the same without her. 3. Serena van der Woodsen Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via sebastijanstan.tumblr.com "Gossip Girl" is Serena's show in the end. She's always the "it girl," and it starts and ends with her. Despite all her boy troubles being tiring, she's always a fashion icon and the center of the good drama. 2. Chuck Bass Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via gurl.tumblr.com Because... he's Chuck Bass. Enough said. 1. Blair Waldorf Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW / Via blairwarldof.tumblr.com Of course Queen B tops the list. Who else would? This is her kingdom and, inevitably, everyone else is just a minion.