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    14 Things I Overheard At The 50 Shades Of Grey Premiere

    This one goes out to the 14 year old boy that sat next to me

    1. *Muffled Moaning*

    2. "Mmmm Delicious"

    3. "Turn Your Phone On Vibrate"

    4. "I Have To Go To The Bathroom.... Laters, Baby"

    5. "OH YA BABY"

    6. "I Wouldn't Let My Daughter Date Christian Grey"

    7. *Loud Moaning*

    8. "Do People Actually Do This?"

    9. "I'm Channeling My Inner Goddess"

    10. "Do You Think I Can Bring My Son To See This"

    11. "This Is So Kinky"

    12. "I'm So Lonely"

    13. "Do You Think I Can Get My Boyfriend To Try This?"

    14. *Moaning*

    Seriously People?