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11 Scott Disick Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

But it's Lord Disick to you.

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1. "I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice."

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2. "Thank god, you would have never been able to afford it."

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3. "A Tuxedo."

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4. "You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit."

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5. "Kim is in for the night, which means so is my penis."

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6. "You just really make me want to go to KMART and get a gun."

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7. "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with your peasants."

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8. "Lord Disick, Bitch."

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9. "Isn't she always?"

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10. "No, I don't give a fuck."

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11. "It's Todd Kraines!"

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