1. "In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre: 'Au revoir, gopher'."
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Movie: Caddyshack
2. "Oh, Fay, this is so scrumptious. Is this hand-shucked?"
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Movie: What About Bob?
3. "Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."
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Movie: Stripes
4. "Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."
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Movie: The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
5. "I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!"
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Movie: Scrooged
6. "Why worry? Each of is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back."
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Movie: Ghostbusters
7. "This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."
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Movie: Groundhog Day
8. "You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels."
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Movie: Kingpin
9. "What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?"
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Movie: Lost In Translation
10. "Sorry I get a little bit insensitive, but I'm a hitman."
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Movie: The Man Who Knew Too Little
