19 & living in west Hollywood going to art school. Boyfriend takes me out to a gorgeous restaurant, but they lost our reservation. We waited a half hour in colder than normal weather, while I had a really short dress on and heels not made for standing around. Our waiter got our orders wrong twice, then my boyfriend pushed his plate forward on the table, which ended up knocking over both our glasses of water… All over me. We decided to order lava cake for dessert, and he ordered a shot of Grand Marnier to go with it (to pour over it)… I didn’t get the memo so I drank it as a shot… Which was a little embarrassing. We went home and in the middle of doing the deed and out of nowhere, I just burst out in tears and ended up hyperventilating on the floor. Yeah, we broke up a few months later…. Lmao
Once I was REALLY craving chocolate (thanks PMS), and on the kitchen table at my parents’ house was what appeared to be a bag of malt balls in a clear bag… You know because maybe people buy them in bulk? Anyway, my craving got the better of me so I popped one of those delicious bad boys in my mouth and bit down HARD. I will never forget the nauseating taste of a fucking PAINTBALL. Not enough toothpaste in the world. I haven’t touched a malt ball since.
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