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    19 Times "Timber Creek Lodge" Was Totally Bonkers Bananas

    "I don't snowboard or ski, but I do après-ski like a son of a bitch."

    1. When Jamie explained why he is the best personal assistant.

    2. When a bunch of bros got naked and took nutscaping photos.

    3. When Mark told Jenna what every girl yearns to hear in bed.

    4. When Cynthia surprised American bachelors with her star spangled bikini.

    5. When Jenna bragged about being fired as a cheerleader because she fraternized with players.

    6. When Katy had to leave after just one episode due to a personal emergency.

    7. When Cynthia fell for Aussie Joel (or just got tired of using her hand).

    8. When Texas guests took down the Canadian flag and put up theirs instead.

    9. When Mark flirted hard with a married, gay guest.

    10. And then let him rub 'a' dub his chest.

    11. When one of the guests decided to belittle Mark.

    12. And Mark kept it classy with his response:

    13. When Jamie put Mark on Grindr.

    14. When Cynthia did what any normal 30-something would do when trying not to get caught in the morning.

    15. When Nikita graded the snowboard Barbies.

    16. And then Mark tried to flirt with one of them.

    17. And Colston got cozy with two of those "hard 7's."

    18. When Blake realized what dating in the 21st century is like.

    19. And finally, when Jamie related to 90% of the population.