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28 Snapchats That Retell "The Goonies" From Chunk's Perspective

Don't you dare screenshot his truffle shuffle.

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1. Remember that crazy police chase that absolutely no one else knew about? Chunk sure does.

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2. It was so insane it caused a tragic milkshake catastrophe.

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3. He secretly yearned for privacy as he truffle shuffled in public.

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4. And questioned constantly why he hung out with such low budget inventors.

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5. He didn't actually break Mikey's Mom's prized possession...

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6. He was just trying to make things a bit more ~useful~.

What a handyman.
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What a handyman.

7. Chunk, being his adventurous self, discovered an entirely new galaxy.

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8. He was such a good friend he pretended he knew how to read this intricate map.

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9. Then he bravely biked on a two-wheeler to an abandoned land with lots of dead shit.

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10. He knew the restaurant was a death trap. He did everything he could to protect his friends from danger.

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11. Chunk's pal Mouth just HAD to ask for fettucini Alfredo.

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12. WAS HE TRYING TO GET CHUNK KILLED?!

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13. Chunk just wanted one damn scoop of ice cream and THIS is what he gets?!

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14. How much could one brave soul TAKE?!

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15. Clearly a lot, since he got locked in the dead guy's freezer.

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16. BUT OH WAIT, Chunk was so brilliant and magical he climbed out a window and ran through a forest to find help.

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17. But freedom did not last long for poor, sweet Chunk.

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18. Because then he got put back with the fucking dead guy.

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19. He was taken hostage and threatened with dark, twisted torture.

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20. But Chunk was so selfless and just wanted to save the others.

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21. So he was put into the dungeon room with this guy because the haters just had to contain him.

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22. But wait...PLOT TWIST.

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23. Chunk just found his partner in crime.

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24. But oh BRB he went to go say what's up to the legend who got him into all this shit.

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25. Don't worry though, he still somehow made it out alive.

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26. He then had an extremely emotional and meaningful reunion with his family because he became aware of what he almost had to live without.

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27. And his contribution to the adventure was pretty much the sole reason why the day was saved.

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28. Thank you Chunk, for showing us that the Goonies do it better.

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