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25 Times Jack Sparrow Made You Say "Aye Aye, Captain"

You know you love this pirate's booty.

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1. Let's travel back to the beautiful moment when the clouds parted and Jack emerged before you, as perfect as he could ever be.

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2. You probably remember when Jack clutched a bucket with gentle firmness, letting the warm water spill over and glisten from his magic touch.

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3. How about that time his finger marked the spot for you to find the buried treasures in and around his mouth?

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4. I'm sure you've dreamt about his hand on the tip of that wheel, staring into your eyes, penetrating your soul.

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5. And that time he heroically dove into the depths of the sea, risked his beautiful life, and tortured you with the thought of losing him forever.

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6. You probably remember when his lustrous wisps of hair bounced around his angelic face, like a dolphin's flipper spanking the water's edge.

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7. And that time he gave this mischievous glare and made you wonder what kind of ~things~ were on his mind.

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8. I'm sure you can recall the intimate moment when the ink on his arm created a world-wide force that grabbed your panties and sent them to the floor.

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9. Remember when Jack swung in the wind like a majestic eagle soaring in the skies?

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10. Or when his eyes behind bars took you to a world where children dance and sing among angels?

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11. Think about the breath-stopping scene when Jack wore cuffs and chains, reminding us that he's experienced with...you know.

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12. And the moment when his crotch illuminated from the dimly lit jail cell and shined with the brightness of a golden, glistening sun.

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13. There was that time he covered his blessed head with a canoe to create a heavenly ambiance...a cocoon of magic, awe, and mystery just for you.

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14. And that glorious moment when he flashed you a ravishing smile that could make a thousand old men weak at the knees.

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15. Let's talk about when his God-like aura shielded his divinity from the dangers of the storm.

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16. OR WHEN HE GRIPPED THOSE APPLES.

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17. And then nibbled on one and it was the most magical bite that ever existed.

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18. There was also that time he smiled and babies stopped crying and there was world peace for everyone.

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19. And that scene when his luminous glow shined brighter than all the others, looking like a swan in a land of geese.

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20. Relive the moment he frolicked over the cellar like a unicorn in an enchanted forest.

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21. Or the time when you could observe Jack sleeping, and know his body looked just as sexy asleep as it did awake.

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22. You probably remember when the island burst into flames, but the real fire came from the radiance flowing through his beaded braids.

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23. And that time his man hands were so close they felt as if they were on you. Everywhere. All over your body.

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24. Think about the moment Jack emerged from beneath the ocean waters, coated in a glorious wetness like a god of the sea.

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25. And finally, let's remember when Jack sailed into the horizon, had you by his side and guided you into the heavens. Yeah, that's pretty much what happened.

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