We Know How You Should Confess Your Feelings To Your Crush
It’s scary and a big commitment, but your crush NEEDS to know how you feel. You may as well skip the appetizer and go right to the main course. If you don’t have much cash on you, Ring Pops cost like 50 cents. Be brave, buy that ring AND MARRY.YOUR. CRUSH.
Pick a language you’ve never spoken, preferably one your crush doesn’t understand either. Research romantic poetry in that language and choose the first poem you see. Show up to your crush’s house unexpectedly and recite it on their front lawn. Go get 'em tiger.
It’s OK if you’re not artistic…this can be a more ~abstract~ work of art. Buy some paper and paint, and let your hands do the magic. Once you’ve captured the essence of your undying love, go to the post office and ship that bad boy. Your crush will open it, be mesmerized by its beauty, and probably beg for your hand in marriage. Don’t worry, this really works.
You may be shy about confessing your feelings, so this is the perfect way to be honest but not too forward. Feel free to chuck the rock from afar to avoid interaction with them completely. If they call the cops on you for breaking the window, just know that nothing says “I’ll risk it all in the name of love” more than this.
If you have no musical talent, it’s fine. Just find a song on YouTube and hope your crush has never heard of it, that way you can take all the credit and woo them with your creativity. While you perform, make sure to flutter your eyelashes, A LOT. It’ll make you look ten times hotter.
You may be able to rent one off Craigslist, or just go to a nearby city and throw breadcrumbs in the air until a pigeon finds you. Either way, you need a bird to make this happen. It’s a super romantic, old-fashioned way to start the fire. Make sure to pour your heart into that love letter or the plan will be ruined. Good luck!
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